Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

[Warpigs]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

I love the onion...so funny.

[aaawall91]

If your not first, your last.

[stomperrob]

If your not first, your last.

Your last what??? Or did you mean: "If you're not first, you're last!"

[aaawall91]

If your not first, your last.

Your last what??? Or did you mean: "If you're not first, you're last!"

Grammar Police got off duty at Midnight I thought but of course that is what I meant!

[Karoz]

Great video, the folks over at the Onion crafted a simple masterpiece, just as they always manage to do.

This one is almost as good as the one about the monkey experiments. Have you guys watched it yet?

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... nds_may_be

I wouldn't seemingly hijack a thread unless this video was worth it, which it is.

[jayday]

I guess it's funny if you don't understand all the engineering and stuff that actually goes into setting up a race car. Adjusting the track bar, wedge, air pressure, camber, suspension, etc. Those crew chiefs could run circles (pun) around 90% of the Cafe in the math and science department.

But if people want to believe Ricky Bobby is an apt representation of Nascar, then I guess we'll just have to let 'em.

[houstonherdfan]

Oh my god. I have heard about the onion but have never been there before.

This is the ultimate non politically correct website. I love it. been watching videos for almost an hour.

[steelerfan513]

I finally have a reason to visit the Onion website, and now I can guarantee I will keep going back.

[aaawall91]

I guess it's funny if you don't understand all the engineering and stuff that actually goes into setting up a race car. Adjusting the track bar, wedge, air pressure, camber, suspension, etc. Those crew chiefs could run circles (pun) around 90% of the Cafe in the math and science department.

But if people want to believe Ricky Bobby is an apt representation of Nascar, then I guess we'll just have to let 'em.

Eh NASCAR...never cared much for it, as I'm a World Of Outlaws kind of guy myself, but regardless I have strong ties to the racing world and understand what it takes to make them...go fast