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Postby Warpigs » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:35 pm

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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:02 pm

I love the onion...so funny. :-b
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby aaawall91 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:24 pm

If your not first, your last.
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby stomperrob » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:46 am

aaawall91 wrote:If your not first, your last.


Your last what??? Or did you mean: "If you're not first, you're last!" ;-) :-D
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby aaawall91 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:52 am

stomperrob wrote:
aaawall91 wrote:If your not first, your last.


Your last what??? Or did you mean: "If you're not first, you're last!" ;-) :-D


Grammar Police got off duty at Midnight I thought ;-) but of course that is what I meant! ;-D
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby Karoz » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:19 am

Great video, the folks over at the Onion crafted a simple masterpiece, just as they always manage to do.

This one is almost as good as the one about the monkey experiments. Have you guys watched it yet?

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... nds_may_be

I wouldn't seemingly hijack a thread unless this video was worth it, which it is.
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby jayday » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:00 am

I guess it's funny if you don't understand all the engineering and stuff that actually goes into setting up a race car. Adjusting the track bar, wedge, air pressure, camber, suspension, etc. Those crew chiefs could run circles (pun) around 90% of the Cafe in the math and science department.

But if people want to believe Ricky Bobby is an apt representation of Nascar, then I guess we'll just have to let 'em. ;-)
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:57 pm

Oh my god. I have heard about the onion but have never been there before.

This is the ultimate non politically correct website. I love it. been watching videos for almost an hour.
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:50 pm

I finally have a reason to visit the Onion website, and now I can guarantee I will keep going back. :-b
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Re: Mysteries of NASCAR revealed!!

Postby aaawall91 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:57 am

jayday wrote:I guess it's funny if you don't understand all the engineering and stuff that actually goes into setting up a race car. Adjusting the track bar, wedge, air pressure, camber, suspension, etc. Those crew chiefs could run circles (pun) around 90% of the Cafe in the math and science department.

But if people want to believe Ricky Bobby is an apt representation of Nascar, then I guess we'll just have to let 'em. ;-)


Eh NASCAR...never cared much for it, as I'm a World Of Outlaws kind of guy myself, but regardless I have strong ties to the racing world and understand what it takes to make them...go fast :-b
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