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Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby sox 06 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:42 am

Next time I steal a cookie, I'll call the cops and tell them it's stale :-b

ROCHELLE, Ga. -- A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:52 am

I'd be pissed too. :-b
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby dream_017 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:57 am

First Florida, now Georgia, boy, these peoples in the south there aren't that smart is they :-?
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby sportsaddict » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:59 am

I've heard stories about idiots like this woman. What in the world would make her call the police? Is it possible to be that stupid?
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby WickedSmaat » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:04 am

I thought it was fake :-B
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:07 am

sportsaddict wrote:I've heard stories about idiots like this woman. What in the world would make her call the police? Is it possible to be that stupid?


Yes.
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby beanoX3 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:21 pm

Metroid wrote:
sportsaddict wrote:I've heard stories about idiots like this woman. What in the world would make her call the police? Is it possible to be that stupid?


Yes.
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Firecrotch only claimed that the coke wasn't hers, not that it was fake. Quit trying to make her look bad. :-b
The cake is a lie.
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:29 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
Metroid wrote:
sportsaddict wrote:I've heard stories about idiots like this woman. What in the world would make her call the police? Is it possible to be that stupid?


Yes.
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Firecrotch only claimed that the coke wasn't hers, not that it was fake. Quit trying to make her look bad. :-b

She don't need any help from man. :-b
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby sox 06 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:41 pm

sportsaddict wrote:I've heard stories about idiots like this woman. What in the world would make her call the police? Is it possible to be that stupid?

Apparently she really is that stupid !+)
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:08 pm

WOW, I have now found something that is more stupid than smoking cocaine. :-B
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