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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby WickedSmaat » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:27 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:WOW, I have now found something that is more stupid than smoking cocaine. :-B


What? Lyndsey Lohan? :-?
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:32 pm

WickedSmaat wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:WOW, I have now found something that is more stupid than smoking cocaine. :-B


What? Lyndsey Lohan? :-?


Well, that too, but I was referring to calling the cops about having bad cocaine. You know, what this topic was originally about. :-D :-)
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:41 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
WickedSmaat wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:WOW, I have now found something that is more stupid than smoking cocaine. :-B


What? Lyndsey Lohan? :-?


Well, that too, but I was referring to calling the cops about having bad cocaine. You know, what this topic was originally about. :-D :-)

Lindsay Lohan and smoking crack are about on the same level of stupid. :-?

When you smoke crack you might feel kinda good for a very short time before feeling all crappy when you go through withdrawls.

When you do Lindsay Lohan you might feel kinda good for a very short time before feeling all crappy when you come down with a case of the clap.

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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby maddog60 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:42 pm

Maybe the drugs weren't bad, they were just so go she lost touch with reality and thought they were bad, and under the influence of mind altering drugs, thought calling the police to complain was a good idea. Or she's just got a low IQ, really low.
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Madison » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:43 pm

Person stupid enough to do cocaine

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Doing the coke

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Even dumber person than they were before

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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby beanoX3 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:26 pm

Metroid wrote:When you do Lindsay Lohan you might feel kinda good for a very short time before feeling all crappy when you come down with a case of the clap.

:-B

Somehow, I don't think that would deter a lot of guys. And maybe some gals too. :-?



Meh, I'd probably hit it if I had the chance. My brother is in med school, I'm sure he could steal me some antibiotics. :-b
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:34 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
Metroid wrote:When you do Lindsay Lohan you might feel kinda good for a very short time before feeling all crappy when you come down with a case of the clap.

:-B

Somehow, I don't think that would deter a lot of guys. And maybe some gals too. :-?



Meh, I'd probably hit it if I had the chance. My brother is in med school, I'm sure he could steal me some antibiotics. :-b

I prolly would too...I'd surely "double bag" it though. :-b
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby moonhead » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:27 am

double bagging is a bad idea.

cocaine is good.

lindsey lohan is still hot.

moonhead out.
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby Metroid » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:01 pm

moonhead wrote:double bagging is a bad idea.

Never actually done it...but yeah it doesn't really sound that great. :-?

moonhead wrote:cocaine is good.

Define "good." O:-)

moonhead wrote:lindsey lohan is still hot.

Really? Was she really ever "hot?" :-D

moonhead wrote:moonhead out.

Metroid out...as well. :-b
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Re: Officer, This Cocaine is Fake!

Postby mystykoekaki » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:04 pm

Try before you buy.
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