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Wanna burglarize? Have no mask? Use duct tape!

Postby Metroid » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:07 pm

I just saw this on the news and had to find it online to share. What an idiot! :-b

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Duct Tape Bandit' Hits Kentucky Liquor Store
Courtesy of WSAZ-TV

Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.

Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.

Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.

We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.

Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon.

Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.


Heres a link with a video of the Duct Tape Dumbass. :-b

Cornholio!!! Thats awesome. :-b
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Re: Wanna burglarize? Have no mask? Use duct tape!

Postby beanoX3 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:25 pm

He needs TP for his bunghole. AHH!!! AHHHH!!!



Hmmm, now to decide who the stupider crook is this week, the woman who calls the cops trying to get a refund for bad coke or this dude who duct tapes his head. :-?
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Re: Wanna burglarize? Have no mask? Use duct tape!

Postby joelamosobadiah » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:51 pm

The lady who turned herself into the cops with the complaint was WAY more stupid.
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Re: Wanna burglarize? Have no mask? Use duct tape!

Postby Metroid » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:49 am

joelamosobadiah wrote:The lady who turned herself into the cops with the complaint was WAY more stupid.

Yeah but at least she was high on something...wait on second thought maybe she wasn't...she did buy and smoke bunk crack....yeah she's way more stupid. :-b

This schmuck is still a top play nominee. :-b
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Postby bobbing_headz » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:52 pm

Guy looks like such and idiot from the pic. Plus what kinda moron tries to rob a store and gets chased away by a guy with a club?
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Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:06 am

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Wow. He gets my vote for 'Tard of the year. ;-7
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Re: Wanna burglarize? Have no mask? Use duct tape!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:51 pm

what a douche
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