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Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:24 am

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.


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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby treat24 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:59 am

i heard this on the radio this morning... i can't even begin to believe it... but man, that would be crazy if it were true... :-b
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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby beanoX3 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:01 am

63 billion?? Dude, I'm gonna jump onto that bandwagon too. Sue Vick for crippling my fantasy team since I can't draft him. Doesn't matter that I probably wouldn't have drafted Vick anyways, but his not likely playing in 2007 takes an option away from me. Emotional trauma too, since er... I dunno, but I'll think of something before I file my lawsuit.

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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:29 am

beanoX3 wrote:63 billion?? Dude, I'm gonna jump onto that bandwagon too. Sue Vick for crippling my fantasy team since I can't draft him. Doesn't matter that I probably wouldn't have drafted Vick anyways, but his not likely playing in 2007 takes an option away from me. Emotional trauma too, since er... I dunno, but I'll think of something before I file my lawsuit.

;-D


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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby Metroid » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:47 am

deerayfan072 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:63 billion?? Dude, I'm gonna jump onto that bandwagon too. Sue Vick for crippling my fantasy team since I can't draft him. Doesn't matter that I probably wouldn't have drafted Vick anyways, but his not likely playing in 2007 takes an option away from me. Emotional trauma too, since er... I dunno, but I'll think of something before I file my lawsuit.

;-D


thats awesome ;-D

Yeah it is. ;-D

But just make sure you don't have any ATL receivers on your team, Vick could argue that your team has actually improved with his absence. :-b
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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby beanoX3 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:24 am

Metroid wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
beanoX3 wrote:63 billion?? Dude, I'm gonna jump onto that bandwagon too. Sue Vick for crippling my fantasy team since I can't draft him. Doesn't matter that I probably wouldn't have drafted Vick anyways, but his not likely playing in 2007 takes an option away from me. Emotional trauma too, since er... I dunno, but I'll think of something before I file my lawsuit.

;-D


thats awesome ;-D

Yeah it is. ;-D

But just make sure you don't have any ATL receivers on your team, Vick could argue that your team has actually improved with his absence. :-b

Crap, I've got Horn. :-b

Maybe I'll just sue ESPN for their unending coverage of stories that I don't care about. That constitutes emotional trauma, right?
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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:46 pm

That's way too funny. Here's the actual filing:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/ric ... n_file.pdf
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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby treat24 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:07 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:That's way too funny. Here's the actual filing:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/ric ... n_file.pdf


:-b :-b :-b I laughed my tail off to this! :-b :-b :-b
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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:00 pm

treat24 wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:That's way too funny. Here's the actual filing:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/ric ... n_file.pdf


:-b :-b :-b I laughed my tail off to this! :-b :-b :-b


Me too. This is my favorite:

Michael Vick continued to harrass me on May 4, 2007 by stealing my identity from my coat. My identity was used to open new store account cards to petsmart and doggie warehouse to purchase food for Mr. Vicks illegal dogfighting operation.


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Re: Mike Vick = Al Qaeda??

Postby treat24 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:05 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
treat24 wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:That's way too funny. Here's the actual filing:

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/ric ... n_file.pdf


:-b :-b :-b I laughed my tail off to this! :-b :-b :-b


Me too. This is my favorite:

Michael Vick continued to harrass me on May 4, 2007 by stealing my identity from my coat. My identity was used to open new store account cards to petsmart and doggie warehouse to purchase food for Mr. Vicks illegal dogfighting operation.


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that was one of the best parts! the handwriting makes it that much better too... i wonder what the typewriter restrictions are... :-b
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