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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:20 pm

So get this...

I find out today that Jessica Biel and I were born in the same town. A town of about 3000 people when I was born and raised there. She is less than a month older than my brother. They would have been in the same class, since there is only one school in Ely. Next time I visit my parents house I might have to go rummaging through his old school stuff and see if there isn't a class pic of a 7 or 8 year old Jessica Biel. You know the ugly duckling that turned into a beautiful swan body with a horse head. No matter, just found a pic... posted below...

It doesn't mean anything really. She's still hittable while wearing a paper bag. and by hittable I mean with a bat, tree branch, alligator tail, trained mokey, car, a pipe, boozie's rat tail, a chair, or something of the like.

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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby Metroid » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:25 pm

treat you are an ass. :-b
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:50 pm

I found out years ago that the Chinese restaurant a few blocks from where I lived was owned by Michelle Kwan's folks. Big deal. :-b
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:57 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:I found out years ago that the Chinese restaurant a few blocks from where I lived was owned by Michelle Kwan's folks. Big deal. :-b


as met noticed, I don't care... I just used that small fact as a reason to rip on Jessica Biel a little more... :-b
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:33 pm

so when does the boobie movie come out?
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Postby josebach » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:34 pm

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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby RiffRaff » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:39 pm

treat24 wrote:So get this...

I find out today that Jessica Biel and I were born in the same town. A town of about 3000 people when I was born and raised there. She is less than a month older than my brother. They would have been in the same class, since there is only one school in Ely. Next time I visit my parents house I might have to go rummaging through his old school stuff and see if there isn't a class pic of a 7 or 8 year old Jessica Biel. You know the ugly duckling that turned into a beautiful swan body with a horse head. No matter, just found a pic... posted below...

It doesn't mean anything really. She's still hittable while wearing a paper bag. and by hittable I mean with a bat, tree branch, alligator tail, trained mokey, car, a pipe, boozie's rat tail, a chair, or something of the like.

:-b

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Don't bother looking her up. She left Ely when she was 3; an age that Treat Would Hit. :-°
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby beanoX3 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:42 pm

Treat is just salty because she pooped on his driveway. :-b
The cake is a lie.
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:43 pm

RiffRaff wrote:Don't bother looking her up. She left Ely when she was 3; an age that Treat Would Hit. :-°


gross.

Just to clarify my earlier post. I was kidding... I wouldn't hit her with a bat or anything I listed. That's just mean...............

That's like injecting a 500 lb man with more lard.
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Re: Powder Me Blue and Call Boozie Sexy Too - Jessica Biel Naked

Postby RiffRaff » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:01 pm

treat24 wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:Don't bother looking her up. She left Ely when she was 3; an age that Treat Would Hit. :-°


gross.

Just to clarify my earlier post. I was kidding... I wouldn't hit her with a bat or anything I listed. That's just mean...............

That's like injecting a 500 lb man with more lard.


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