I saw a woman this morning on the expressway eating a bowl of cereal, putting on makeup, talking on the phone (hands-free I assume, unless she was just crazy) all while steering with her knees. Needless to say, I sped up to 80 mph just so I'd be far away from her, since she was weaving all over her lane.
I'm curious as to why there was no mention of the airbag deploying in this case though. If he was unconscious when he hit, the airbag should have blown his head back, which could have dislodged his McMuffin. In any case, this dude needs to learn how to chew food before swallowing.
The cake is a lie.