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Postby knapplc » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:15 am

I would laugh about this if I went to get my car washed. :-b


SHIRLEY, N.Y. - Male drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash ended up getting hosed. Young women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp, it was shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars.

"A little bit of a bait-and-switch," Assistant Chief Donald Prince admitted. "All the guys back there are all topless."

Female drivers didn't seem to mind the shirtless firefighters. Male drivers, though, felt they were getting burned.

Mike Matias was hugely disappointed when a man soaped up and rinsed his car. But he said at least his $5 went to a good cause: All the money raised will benefit school booster clubs and charities, the Brookhaven fire department said.
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Re: Topless Car Wash!

Postby beanoX3 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:47 am

I would have gone back to the road where the young women were holding up the advertising signs and then demand that they take their tops off and wash my car. Or sneak off someplace and start a fire so the firemen would have to put out a fire topless. Either way, I win.



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Re: Topless Car Wash!

Postby PMoneyTKE » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:19 am

I've heard of ppl doing something similar, advertising a topless car wash with hot girls and then when they get behind the tarp its just a regular car wash but only for the bottom half of your car :-b
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Re: Topless Car Wash!

Postby moonhead » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:52 am

beanoX3 wrote:I would have gone back to the road where the young women were holding up the advertising signs and then demand that they take their tops off and wash my car. Or sneak off someplace and start a fire so the firemen would have to put out a fire topless. Either way, I win.



I think... :-?



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Re: Topless Car Wash!

Postby sox 06 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:51 pm

I would have been kind of mad if I went to have my car washed, but it seems like a very good idea to raise a ton of money.
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Re: Topless Car Wash!

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:04 am

Haha, that's funny. Clever little prank.
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