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Hate your Job?

Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:58 am

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from

work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a

rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the

phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not

Become chipped or broken.

Now take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal

thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do

NOT work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS.
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:10 am

Q: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:28 am

Holy cow, that's just naaaaaasty.
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby mystykoekaki » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:44 pm

I'm pretty sure they meant tested for quality insurance, not exactly tested in another persons anus. For instance, there's nobody who tests stints that make it off the production but it most likely states the same "tested for quality control purposes" or the like. They look at it make sure it meets requirements, and if those are not meant, it gets tossed. It's all about taking something out of context.
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:09 pm

mystykoekaki wrote:I'm pretty sure they meant tested for quality insurance, not exactly tested in another persons anus. For instance, there's nobody who tests stints that make it off the production but it most likely states the same "tested for quality control purposes" or the like. They look at it make sure it meets requirements, and if those are not meant, it gets tossed. It's all about taking something out of context.


Aaaaand, the first person with absolutely no sense of humor. :-B
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby sox 06 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:45 pm

That was pretty good :-b

And gross %-6
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:24 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
mystykoekaki wrote:I'm pretty sure they meant tested for quality insurance, not exactly tested in another persons anus. For instance, there's nobody who tests stints that make it off the production but it most likely states the same "tested for quality control purposes" or the like. They look at it make sure it meets requirements, and if those are not meant, it gets tossed. It's all about taking something out of context.


Aaaaand, the first person with absolutely no sense of humor. :-B

He's probably one of the Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer testers. :-B
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:28 pm

:-b I like it, good one.
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby whodey#9 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:40 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
joelamosobadiah wrote:
mystykoekaki wrote:I'm pretty sure they meant tested for quality insurance, not exactly tested in another persons anus. For instance, there's nobody who tests stints that make it off the production but it most likely states the same "tested for quality control purposes" or the like. They look at it make sure it meets requirements, and if those are not meant, it gets tossed. It's all about taking something out of context.


Aaaaand, the first person with absolutely no sense of humor. :-B

He's probably one of the Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer testers. :-B


8-o :-b :-b :-b :-b :-D
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Re: Hate your Job?

Postby mystykoekaki » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:19 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
mystykoekaki wrote:I'm pretty sure they meant tested for quality insurance, not exactly tested in another persons anus. For instance, there's nobody who tests stints that make it off the production but it most likely states the same "tested for quality control purposes" or the like. They look at it make sure it meets requirements, and if those are not meant, it gets tossed. It's all about taking something out of context.


Aaaaand, the first person with absolutely no sense of humor. :-B


bah, meh.
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