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Postby sox 06 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:47 pm

Always bend down and pick it up in case your house explodes :-? 8-o
SODUS, N.Y. (AP) - Dropping something may have saved Joy Horton's life. The 73-year-old woman was preparing some food in her western New York home on Monday morning when she dropped a spoon on the floor of her kitchen. When she bent down, her house exploded.

The explosion leveled her home in the Wayne County town of Sodus, on Lake Ontario about 25 miles east of Rochester.

Horton wasn't seriously injured. She crawled out from underneath the rubble and walked to her daughter's home nearby to get help.

Fire officials said that because Horton was bending down when the explosion occurred, the kitchen sink and counter top helped keep debris from hitting her.

The cause of the explosion remains under investigation.
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Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:10 pm

Yikes! :-*
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Re: Whenever you drop a Spoon...

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:19 pm

The title of this thread lead me to think along the lines of "do not bend over to pick up soap in prison...." :-B


Anyways, this kinda sounds like a gas leak or something. Don't know how she wouldn't have smelled it though. This lady should go out and buy a lottery ticket though.
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Re: Whenever you drop a Spoon...

Postby moonhead » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:20 pm

surprised she didn't break her hip.
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Postby Popcynical » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:33 pm

Or did dropping the spoon cause the explosion in the first place?!
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Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:01 pm

Popcynical wrote:Or did dropping the spoon cause the explosion in the first place?!


You never know, those gas-powered spoons are very flammable.
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Postby beanoX3 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:26 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:
Popcynical wrote:Or did dropping the spoon cause the explosion in the first place?!


You never know, those gas-powered spoons are very flammable.

Granny was cooking her smack when things went wrong. 8-o


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Re: Whenever you drop a Spoon...

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:57 pm

beanoX3 wrote:The title of this thread lead me to think along the lines of "do not bend over to pick up soap in prison...." :-B


Anyways, this kinda sounds like a gas leak or something. Don't know how she wouldn't have smelled it though. This lady should go out and buy a lottery ticket though.


She should drop that too.
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Re: Whenever you drop a Spoon...

Postby dream_017 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:01 am

And to think, I would have went with Florida ;-)
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Re: Whenever you drop a Spoon...

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:48 pm

there is no spoon
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