Took my son with me to the sports bar and resteraunt to watch Marshall play today.
He got tired of watching us lose and asked me for a dollar to go play a video game. I pulled out a dollar and asked him who is the man. He said you are dad. Then he looked at me and said, I'll tell you you are the best if you cough up a five.
I thought the bartender was going to choke on her soda.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.