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Postby houstonherdfan » Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:59 pm

Took my son with me to the sports bar and resteraunt to watch Marshall play today.

He got tired of watching us lose and asked me for a dollar to go play a video game. I pulled out a dollar and asked him who is the man. He said you are dad. Then he looked at me and said, I'll tell you you are the best if you cough up a five.

I thought the bartender was going to choke on her soda.
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Postby Santacruzer » Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:41 am

classic ;-D :-D
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Postby mthomas720 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:47 am

So did you give him the 5?
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:14 am

:-b Sounds just like me.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:09 am

Sounds like a future sports agent. !+) How old is your boy Herd?
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Postby knapplc » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:17 am

That was awesome. Tell him he has "fans" at the Cafe. :-b ;-D
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:01 pm

You're gonna have fun with that kid. :-b :-b
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Postby treat24 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:27 pm

lol, nice man :-b
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Postby m16a » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:29 pm

:-b Funny kid
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Re: Funny real story

Postby Madison » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:34 pm

mthomas720 wrote:So did you give him the 5?


I would have. Too funny not to have. :-b


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