In Greenville, SC, it is illegal to sell whiskey unless the sun is shining.
It is illegal to catch fish with your bare hands. Lawrence - it is against the law to carry bees in your hat. McLough - it is illegal to wash your dentures in a public drinking fountain. Natoma - it is agianst the law to practice knife throwing at men in striped suits. Russell - it is against the law to have a musical car horn.
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Duelling is a crime anywhere in Canada. You may not "provoke another person to fight a duel," or accept the challenge. You could face up to two years in jail. (The musketeers would have to put down their swords and pistols if they lived here.)
Anywhere in Canada, you may not legally pay for a 26 cent item with 26 pennies. The limit is 25 cents. If you're paying in nickels, it's illegal to use more than $5 worth. You are not allowed to pay for something costing more than $10 entirely in dimes.
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
Citizens may not remove bandages in public.
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch (BC)
It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man (AB)
You may not drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on Sunday (Toronto)
In WV it is against the law for 2 horse drawn carriages to cross a bridge at the same time.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.