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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:43 am

In Greenville, SC, it is illegal to sell whiskey unless the sun is shining.


Kansas:

It is illegal to catch fish with your bare hands.
Lawrence - it is against the law to carry bees in your hat.
McLough - it is illegal to wash your dentures in a public drinking fountain.
Natoma - it is agianst the law to practice knife throwing at men in striped suits. :-b
Russell - it is against the law to have a musical car horn.
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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby moonhead » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:24 am

treat24 wrote:
In Oklahoma...
# Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
# It is illegal to have sex before you are married.


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i lead a life of depravity.
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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby bobbing_headz » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:12 pm

A couple from the Great White North:

Duelling is a crime anywhere in Canada. You may not "provoke another person to fight a duel," or accept the challenge. You could face up to two years in jail. (The musketeers would have to put down their swords and pistols if they lived here.)

Anywhere in Canada, you may not legally pay for a 26 cent item with 26 pennies. The limit is 25 cents. If you're paying in nickels, it's illegal to use more than $5 worth. You are not allowed to pay for something costing more than $10 entirely in dimes.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Citizens may not remove bandages in public.

It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them :-?

It is illegal to kill a sasquatch (BC)

It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man (AB)

You may not drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on Sunday (Toronto)

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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:45 pm

Awesome stuff guys. I love reading these wacky laws. :-b :-b ;-D

My favorite might be this one so far:
bobbing_headz wrote:A couple from the Great White North:

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby houstonherdfan » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:43 pm

Only one that I know off the top of my head.

In WV it is against the law for 2 horse drawn carriages to cross a bridge at the same time.
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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby treat24 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:35 pm

In Texas, it’s against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can’t put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can’t be sold on Sunday.

In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

In Washington State, you can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it’s against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can’t cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a “hanging offense” to steal cattle.
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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby treat24 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:36 pm

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.


funny :-b
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Re: Wackly law of the day

Postby bobbing_headz » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:51 pm

In Texas, it’s against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

Yet I believe you can carry a concealed weapon :-?

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

How else would you drive it?

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

Now how do you drive when you're sleeping? :-?

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

Wow, either baseball has gotta be non-existent there or everybody is just weak as hell :-b

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

LMAO at that one :-b :-D
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Re: Wacky law of the day

Postby PMoneyTKE » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:09 pm

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.


Found that one out the hard way... :-°

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Re: Wacky law of the day

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:34 pm

PMoneyTKE wrote:
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.


Found that one out the hard way... :-°

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And I still haven't forgiven you... :-b
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