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Postby knapplc » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:03 pm

Cheesy attack leads to assault charges

DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.



The horror... of being covered... in cheese dust... 8-o :-o :-o




And this, kids, is why you should never take Meth. You might waste your Cheetos.

It also bears noting that Cheetos comes with a warning label stating they are "dangerously cheesy." I mean, they're warning us:

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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:08 pm

In junior high, we used to hurl Corn Nuts at each other. Now that's what I call an assault with a deadly snack!
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:59 pm

drugs are bad.... mmmmmkay. :-B
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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby knapplc » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:17 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:In junior high, we used to hurl Corn Nuts at each other. Now that's what I call an assault with a deadly snack!

I LOVE Corn Nuts! I tried to get some for lunch today after reading this comment, but the place I went doesn't sell them. :-t

Gotta get some on the way home. Corn Nuts rock!
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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:18 pm

knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:In junior high, we used to hurl Corn Nuts at each other. Now that's what I call an assault with a deadly snack!

I LOVE Corn Nuts! I tried to get some for lunch today after reading this comment, but the place I went doesn't sell them. :-t

Gotta get some on the way home. Corn Nuts rock!


I'm going to stop by the liquor store and get me 1 ranch and 1 chile picante. ;-D
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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby Madison » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:29 pm

It's got to be Frito-Lay's fault. No one ever does anything wrong or stupid anymore, so Frito-Lay has to be the culprit behind this.











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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby knapplc » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:19 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:In junior high, we used to hurl Corn Nuts at each other. Now that's what I call an assault with a deadly snack!

I LOVE Corn Nuts! I tried to get some for lunch today after reading this comment, but the place I went doesn't sell them. :-t

Gotta get some on the way home. Corn Nuts rock!


I'm going to stop by the liquor store and get me 1 ranch and 1 chile picante. ;-D

I got a couple of Bar-B-Que myself just now. Mmmmmm!!!! ;-D
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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby knapplc » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:20 pm

Madison wrote:It's got to be Frito-Lay's fault. No one ever does anything wrong or stupid anymore, so Frito-Lay has to be the culprit behind this.


The sad thing is, the odds of Frito-Lay getting sued out of this deal are probably 50/50. :-b
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Re: Assault With A Deadly Snack

Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:37 pm

knapplc wrote:
Madison wrote:It's got to be Frito-Lay's fault. No one ever does anything wrong or stupid anymore, so Frito-Lay has to be the culprit behind this.


The sad thing is, the odds of Frito-Lay getting sued out of this deal are probably 50/50. :-b


The kid should show up to court on meth. I hear the judges like that. :-B
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