I have no idea how do what you guys do

[monkiesatemybaby]

I've played with graphix progs here and there, and I have no idea whatsoever how to do what you guys do, churning out logos and sigs like they're elephant ears at the local strawberry festival. I would love a sig that featured brodie croyle (I'm a KC fan) in some sort of evil "wait for it" format. Wings, flames, devils...whatever you can come up with, but I think I like the "Wait for it" or "Coming Soon" format would be appropriate. You get what I mean, if you can come up with something it would be greatly appreciated.