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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby SacKings384 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:53 pm

Can someone please explain how LJ sucks this bad?
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby Karoz » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:02 pm

SacKings384 wrote:Can someone please explain how LJ sucks this bad?


Last year his hind quarters smelled of feces because he never washed himself. The defenders didn't want to go near him due to the smell, so he had plenty of room to run for huge gains.

Now that he has that extended contract that he desired, he can afford to buy soap. Now that he actually washes himself, defenders have no problem going straight to him and tackling him.

So when you hear someone say that he "stinks", they are referring to his performance, not his actual odor.
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby Patrick977 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:09 pm

One.
Point.


Unbelievable.
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby KrunK » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:39 pm

Patrick977 wrote:One.
Point.


Unbelievable.


He got me .6 in my league. I'm definitely starting B-Jacobs or Selvin Young over this turd next weekend.
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby bmvl81 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:52 pm

Portlis X wrote:Larry Johnson is effing useless.

I don't know why the chiefs ever gave in to this overgrown crybaby. He's just another example of a spoiled brat athlete who plays hard until he gets a big contract, then doesn't give a flying turd after that. I hope he blows out his knee so I can just drop his over rated self from my fantasy team for good.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy season. I should have taken Randy Moss #5 overall instead.


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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby Guru13 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:53 pm

ya, he's definitely deserved that first round pick, Henry as my second rounder is turning out well also. ;-D :-b :-° :-t
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby wet_fantasy » Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:04 pm

LJ is by far the biggest bust this season......i'd rather have this overpayed bum injured, so i don't have to live or die by starting him every damn week.....i knew his last game vs. the SD was a fluke....he's pure trash this season.

i'm not even looking forward to his matchup with Cinci.....i would not be surprised if he has another subpar game....that's how pathetic LJ is.
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby bmvl81 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:19 am

wet_fantasy wrote:LJ is by far the biggest bust this season......i'd rather have this overpayed bum injured, so i don't have to live or die by starting him every damn week.....i knew his last game vs. the SD was a fluke....he's pure trash this season.

i'm not even looking forward to his matchup with Cinci.....i would not be surprised if he has another subpar game....that's how pathetic LJ is.


Well to be fair there were several warnings signs for not drafting LJ this year, but I think it's more a product of his team rather than his ability. You could put LJ on many other teams and he would be just fine.
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby Jagator73 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:48 am

The only time I sat this A-hole is when he had a decent game last week, so i plugged him back in this week with no hesitation. So at this point the 3rd overall pick in the draft has given me a grand total of about 9 points and its going on mid freakin season! Huuuuge bust! Hate him
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Re: Larry Johnson, you have sucked, grab some bench

Postby xpac » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:44 pm

I KNEW when I drew the third overall pick that my season was destined for ruin. In fairness, LT and Steven Jackson went #1 and #2 and their owners actually have a worst record than mine, but still when you are in a league as competitive as mine, having the #3 overall pick scoring less than 5 pts./game almost guarantees you to miss the playoffs.
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