Whoa dood!! You are the king of gaying up threads today!!!
I kind of realized that. What the hell is wrong with me today?
I actually googled "Drunk Hasselhoff" beause I wanted to post that picture of the Hoff eating a hamburger off the floor, but when I saw the puppy picture I just couldn't let it go without posting it here. Just think what I do for the cafe. If it wasn't for me you probably wouldn't believe that Hasselhoff routinely has a menage a trois... with underage dogs.
No thanks are necessary for the enlightenment I offer. I'm a philanthropist.