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Postby deerayfan072 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:43 pm

DISCLAIMER -- THERE MAY BE ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THIS, IF THERE IS, DREAM WILL FIND IT FOR US ;-) ;-D


Anesthesiologist business card:
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago
Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Metroid » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:11 pm

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


Thats real! There was a turd trucker company in the Eugene area that came to our job sites that had that on the back of their truck, I think they were called Royal Flush. ;-D

I'm sure they're not the only company to use that slogan. Another turd trucker company had "We're #1 in the #2 business" on the back of their truck. :-b
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Madison » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:35 pm

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


:-b

Love it! :-b ;-D
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby dream_017 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:19 pm

deerayfan072 wrote:DISCLAIMER -- THERE MAY BE ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THIS, IF THERE IS, DREAM WILL FIND IT FOR US ;-) ;-D


As far as I can tell you are OK to proceed :-b

and very funny ;-D

I bet when you saw a reply from me, you thought I found a thread...gotcha
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby m16a » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:59 pm

dream_017 wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:DISCLAIMER -- THERE MAY BE ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THIS, IF THERE IS, DREAM WILL FIND IT FOR US ;-) ;-D


As far as I can tell you are OK to proceed :-b

and very funny ;-D

I bet when you saw a reply from me, you thought I found a thread...gotcha



I thought that :-b Good post deeray :-b
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby joelamosobadiah » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:00 pm

Those are hilarious.

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."


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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Popcynical » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:49 pm

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


That was my favorite. :-b
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