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If you had a gun to your head, which one would you have sex with?

Britney Spears
22
63%
Madonna
4
11%
Sandra Oh
1
3%
Amy Winehouse
4
11%
Sarha Jessica Parker
3
9%
Shoot MeTo
1
3%
 
Total votes : 35

Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:20 am

josebach wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:who is voting for Amy Whinehouse %-6 :-{

Met... no question.

she looks a little like Met :-b
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:56 am

deerayfan072 wrote:
josebach wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:who is voting for Amy Whinehouse %-6 :-{

Met... no question.

she looks a little like Met :-b

LOL what!?! %-6 :-b

No I didn't vote for her in fact I hadn't voted yet. because I haven't decided which one I'd pick. They all have there own "qualities" if you will, that play into the choice. Britney, as treat said, has the least vomit inducing face but other than that....yikes what a mess. jose's right about Sarah Jessica Parker and Sandra Oh, they are prolly the cleanest and it's not so much that they're ugly as just damn weird looking....OK and ugly too. Amy Winehouse...er...yeah she just kinda scares the hell out of me. And Madonna...man those days of 'Like a Virgin' are long gone, probably since the mid 70's. But hey at least she takes care of herself physically. Oh an she can do stuff like this... 8-o
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Tough call I'm still gonna have to think on this one. :-?
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby treat24 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:03 pm

Metroid wrote:No I didn't vote for her in fact I hadn't voted yet. because I haven't decided which one I'd pick. They all have there own "qualities" if you will, that play into the choice. Britney, as treat said, has the least vomit inducing face but other than that....yikes what a mess. jose's right about Sarah Jessica Parker and Sandra Oh, they are prolly the cleanest and it's not so much that they're ugly as just damn weird looking....OK and ugly too. Amy Winehouse...er...yeah she just kinda scares the hell out of me. And Madonna...man those days of 'Like a Virgin' are long gone, probably since the mid 70's. But hey at least she takes care of herself physically. Oh an she can do stuff like this... 8-o
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Tough call I'm still gonna have to think on this one. :-?



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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby eaglesrule » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:33 pm

BlueBandit24 wrote:I voted Britney Spears. I could just mention that I slept with her, I wouldn't have to reference what year I did it in. If it's Spears circa 1999 I'm a legend. :-D


Boo, I was going to say that at least she had the potential to get hot again. Sandrah Oh and Jessica Parker are terrible. Totally busted grills...
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby Nfl Fan » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:36 pm

Metroid wrote:Amy Winehouse...er...yeah she just kinda scares the hell out of me.


My thoughts exactly. That's some nasty nasty.... %-6 :-P :-{
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby knapplc » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:01 pm

Sorry - I read "Unsexiest Woman Alive" and I assumed it was a vote for which of these women was the least sexy, so I voted Madonna. I've never liked her.

Britney still has potential.

Sandra Oh isn't what I would consider ugly. She's not hot, but she's OK.

Amy Winehouse - I really don't know anything about her, so I can't really comment. Really bad pic, though. :-*

Sarah Jessica Parker - eh. I have zero interest in her, but I have nothing against her.

That leaves Madonna, who I just consider brutally hideous. She does nothing for me physically. :-P
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby josebach » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:23 pm

knapplc wrote:I voted Madonna.


HA HA... Knapp wants to sleep with Madonna!!! :-b
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby stomperrob » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:25 pm

Sarah Jessica Parker without a doubt - something about her has always intrigued me - at times she can be downright sexy!

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And btw - has that Amy chick always been a female??? Yuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! :-P
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:31 pm

stomperrob wrote:Sarah Jessica Parker without a doubt - something about her has always intrigued me - at times she can be downright sexy!

I don't know about that but I think She is my pick as well. It came down to the 'clean' factor so it was between her and Sandra Oh and Sandra just looks too weird to me. :-?
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:34 pm

I ended up gong Sarah Jessica Parker...obviously all bad options though.
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