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If you had a gun to your head, which one would you have sex with?

Britney Spears
22
63%
Madonna
4
11%
Sandra Oh
1
3%
Amy Winehouse
4
11%
Sarha Jessica Parker
3
9%
Shoot MeTo
1
3%
 
Total votes : 35

Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby treat24 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:45 pm

yep, i think we have to do that tourney... but why wait til the offseason!
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby portisfan24 » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:47 pm

You guys are nuts! Madonna is a sex icon and I would buy a beer to whoever took that down.
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby houstonherdfan » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:32 pm

Well, in the words of a buddy of mine:

What does it matter, I don't see her face when she is s*****g my D***
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby fezzik » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:13 pm

Some of you guys have some really high standards (at least physical ones)...the highness of mine lie more with personality, kindness, sense of humor...but to just 'get with' in the carnal sense? It's got to be Britney...and people who say she looks fat in those recent photos are crazy...I don't like a girl with nothing to grab onto anyway.

I must admit the oddness that is Sandra Oh does intrigue me a little...if you caught me in an adventurous/curious mood, I could see myself selecting her. ;-D
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby treat24 » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:42 pm

portisfan24 wrote:You guys are nuts! Madonna is a sex icon and I would buy a beer to whoever took that down.


I wouldn't hit that for a case. MAYBE after a case... MAYBE... :-b
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby josebach » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:14 am

treat24 wrote:yep, i think we have to do that tourney... but why wait til the offseason!

Don't mean to sound like a pu%%y, but it's a little mean-spirited, isn't it?



Looks like I'm still the only one to vote for Sandra Oh. I wonder if her husband ever shows her his "Oh" face when they're having sex? :-b
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby treat24 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:57 am

josebach wrote:Don't mean to sound like a pu%%y, but it's a little mean-spirited, isn't it?


Yeah, it probably is just a little mean spirited. I'm just always looking for ways to kill time I guess. I'm still waiting to finish that Cereal Battle.... :~( :-b
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Re: Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive

Postby Tiki » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:23 pm

I voted Winehouse, she just doesn't get any rise in me.... :-b ;-D
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