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Re: Are You Short?

Postby Metroid » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:35 am

Jimboozie wrote:I'm taller than all of you. :^

yup Boozie is 7'8" and knuckles drag on the ground.
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby Tiki » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:11 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:
Tiki wrote:I'm 6ft 2, and I like. But, unlike I Met. I don't have a small penis. ;-D


Yeah, "incredibly tiny' would be more accurate. :-b

BOOYA! :-b

Whities always tyrin' to hate...I was pretty juiced last night, probably wouldn't have said that normally, just ain't my steez...But Jose is wrong too. ;-D
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby josebach » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:36 pm

Tiki wrote:Whities always tyrin' to hate...I was pretty juiced last night, probably wouldn't have said that normally, just ain't my steez...But Jose is wrong too. ;-D


I guessed wrong? Ok, what about "impossibly petite"?
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby Tiki » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:37 pm

josebach wrote:
Tiki wrote:Whities always tyrin' to hate...I was pretty juiced last night, probably wouldn't have said that normally, just ain't my steez...But Jose is wrong too. ;-D


I guessed wrong? Ok, what about "impossibly petite"?
Nope. Ask your main squeeze she knows. ;-D
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby moonhead » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:43 pm

size is overrated.
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby Tiki » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:44 pm

moonhead wrote:size is overrated.

I know I know, it's how you use it....But, it doesn't hurt...
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby moonhead » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:49 pm

Tiki wrote:
moonhead wrote:size is overrated.

I know I know, it's how you use it....But, it doesn't hurt...

it can.
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby josebach » Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:43 pm

Tiki wrote:
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Tiki wrote:Whities always tyrin' to hate...I was pretty juiced last night, probably wouldn't have said that normally, just ain't my steez...But Jose is wrong too. ;-D


I guessed wrong? Ok, what about "impossibly petite"?
Nope. Ask your main squeeze she knows. ;-D


Nah, she wouldn't know. I've read enough of your posts to know you're definitely not her type. No offense. :-) I am a little curious, though...why are you trying to convince a forum full of guys that you have a big schlong? :-?
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby Metroid » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:54 am

One thing I've come to realize is that the guys who aren't afraid to joke about the size of their junk usually have nothing to worry about, and the guys that feel they need to boast about how well endowed they are usually are packing Vienna Weiners. :-D
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Re: Are You Short?

Postby moonhead » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:18 am

Metroid wrote:One thing I've come to realize is that the guys who aren't afraid to joke about the size of their junk usually have nothing to worry about, and the guys that feel they need to boast about how well endowed they are usually are packing Vienna Weiners. :-D

well in that case, i'm hung like a titmouse. :-)
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