Are You Short?

[RazzLeDazzLe]

I'm only 5'2".






But I'm also a girl, lol. And very healthy, always have been (knock on wood!)

[Jimboozie]

One thing I've come to realize is that the guys who aren't afraid to joke about the size of their junk usually have nothing to worry about, and the guys that feel they need to boast about how well endowed they are usually are packing Vienna Weiners.

Gayest statement of the year!

[Metroid]

One thing I've come to realize is that the guys who aren't afraid to joke about the size of their junk usually have nothing to worry about, and the guys that feel they need to boast about how well endowed they are usually are packing Vienna Weiners.

Gayest statement of the year!

Yeah it was.

Does it make you uncomfortable?

[Omaha Red Sox]

why are you trying to convince a forum full of guys that you have a big schlong?

[Tiki]

I am a little curious, though...why are you trying to convince a forum full of guys that you have a big schlong?

Cause I am just clowning around....Jeezus! Just f'in with y'all! Be easy.

[Karoz]

The last time I was measured was my 17th birthday, I was listed as 5'11", which is slightly above average. I haven't had any medical issues for as long as I can remember.

While this coincides with the study, I don't think an isolated case helps provide much validity for the argument.

Oh, and moon, you said you were hung like a titmouse after Met claimed that those who say they are small are actually big. So, basically, you were claiming you were big by making that statement... so you must actually be small.

Like my logic?


I'm only kidding, moonhead... as if you didn't know that already.

[moonhead]

The last time I was measured was my 17th birthday, I was listed as 5'11", which is slightly above average. I haven't had any medical issues for as long as I can remember.

While this coincides with the study, I don't think an isolated case helps provide much validity for the argument.

Oh, and moon, you said you were hung like a titmouse after Met claimed that those who say they are small are actually big. So, basically, you were claiming you were big by making that statement... so you must actually be small.

Like my logic?


I'm only kidding, moonhead... as if you didn't know that already.

that was the joke.

[RiffRaff]

I am a little curious, though...why are you trying to convince a forum full of guys that you have a big schlong?

Cause I am just clowning around....Jeezus! Just f'in with y'all! Be easy.

I'm Short, but it is skinny.

[Tiki]

Ya know what I think is funny, whenever some says they're packing down below, everyone else makes a smart ass comment or questions their sexuality. NOW WAIT! I am not saying that is just an experience simply from here, and I am not responding to anyone specifically, but I am avoiding studying right now, and I just had a observation, and I think it's funny...Granted my mind has been thinking about Zooplankton, thermodynamics, SCHNOPS (Not the alcohol), and a ton of other stuff eco. biology stuff.
I gotta get out of my room, and go to the titty bar.....

Now, I am not saying anything about me here, that for me to know and Raff's Mom to find out.



(And I thought of that joke, about Raff's Mom)