Too old to trick or treat?

[Madison]

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ......." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to use the bathroom.

Have a happy Halloween everyone.

[stomperrob]

1. You keep having to go home to use the bathroom.

Nah, I just wear my Depends!

[eastcoaster]

BOO!

[Omaha Red Sox]

Remember these?

[joelamosobadiah]

I love those pics ORS. Thanks for the repost.

[dream_017]

Congrats Treat ....WHAT?!?!, this isn't a congrats thread for Treat Happy Halloween then

[stomperrob]

Gotta have a Steelers' pumpkin:

[Tiki]

I love candy, so I wish I could still go trick or treating.

[RiffRaff]

I love candy, so I wish I could still go trick or treating.

I say do it. What are they going to do? Not give you candy. If they don't give you the candy, you take the candy.

[Tiki]

I love candy, so I wish I could still go trick or treating.

I say do it. What are they going to do? Not give you candy. If they don't give you the candy, you take the candy.

Yeah I could, but my drunk arse would get rowdy if I didn't get any, and after that the po-po come. But, I might anyways, but I live in a college area I doubt broke college kids will hand out candy....Maybe a cup.