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You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby Philly_05 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:29 am

You know your fantasy football season is a disaster when ____________?

Tuesday morning your giddy when you get Jesse Chatman with the #2 ww claim with your 2-5 team and think he will make a difference.

You think Pierre Thomas is a good addition to your team.

What are yours?
QB- Roethlisberger, Rivers, Foles
RB- McCoy, Lynch, L James, Ivory, F Jackson, D Thomas, Turbin
WR- Julio, Bowe, D Bryant, D Jax, Amendola, Broyles, Gordon, Hill
TE- Celek, D Allen
DEF- Giants
K- Zuerlin
D- D Washington, S Weatherspoon, L Kuechly
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby FirstAnd99 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:34 am

Philly_05 wrote:You know your fantasy football season is a disaster when ____________?


your team is doing so bad that you would rather be playing fantasy futbol
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby moonhead » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:36 am

you're top points and in 7th place. !+)
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby fezzik » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:01 pm

...you're counting the days until Henry's appeal, because you're convinced Selvin Young will be your savior.

or

...you think Ginn Jr. may have solved your WR concerns and help you turn your season around...this year! (actually since we count return yards at 1 point per 20 yards, he's a decent play if he just gets 40-50 receiving yards as the number 2 WR). ;-D
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby SniperShot » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:43 pm

Ike Hillard is your #1 WR going into week 8.

Andre Johnson and Javon Walker just quite haven't panned out yet... 8-o
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby bagobonez » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:04 pm

You drafted the following players

Steven Jackson
Maurice Jones-Drew
Andre Johnson
Javon Walker
Marc Bulger


Not that I did, just saying those guys have probably been some of the biggest busts so far.
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby JasonSeahorn » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:07 pm

fezzik wrote:...you're counting the days until Henry's appeal, because you're convinced Selvin Young will be your savior.


i'm guilty of the above
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby Jimboozie » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:36 pm

The 0-6 team submits his lineup (which was full of bye week players) 10 minutes before deadline and puts up the high score of the week. :-P
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby eaglesrule » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:54 pm

Mine isn't, I'm happy this year.
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Re: You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

Postby FatFoot » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:10 pm

when underperforming players and studs alike only put up career games when they face YOUR team.
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