You Know Your Fantasy Football Season Is A Disaster When?

[aaawall91]

When you start a fantasy Basketball team...for the first time

[steelerfan513]

- You're in second place, but Ronnie Brown's injury is forcing you to start two running backs from the same team for the rest of the year, and your 6 wins have already cost you a chance at a high rookie draft pick the next year.

- Your starting quarterbacks last week in a 2 QB league were Cleo Lemon and Kerry Collins.

- You're angry about Kenton Keith's performance because you actually considered starting him.

- Your highest scoring players last week were Earnest Graham and Heath Miller.

- You have Plaxico Burress, Laveranues Coles, and Patrick Crayton as your starting wide receivers, and you're in 10th place.

- You benched Plaxico Burress week one because you thought Mark Clayton was the real deal, and you lost by 40.2 with Clayton held catchless and Burress sitting on your bench with 40.4.

- You started Adrian Peterson the week he went off... and lost.

- Your #1 running back by a significant margin is Laurence Maroney.

Another pretty mediocre year for me fantasywise, although I'm not in last place in any leagues.

[matmat]

... your eight year old sister is winning your league

... you just traded for the wrong adrian peterson

... daunte culpepper is your starting QB

[Danger]

... your eight year old sister is winning your league

... you just traded for the wrong adrian peterson

... daunte culpepper is your starting QB

[squeentz]

... your eight year old sister is winning your league

... you just traded for the wrong adrian peterson

... daunte culpepper is your starting QB

Dumbass?

[redstorm41]

... your eight year old sister is winning your league

... you just traded for the wrong adrian peterson

... daunte culpepper is your starting QB

Dumbass?

I have started Culpepper this year and I'm 6-1; I can thank Jeff Garcia, the Eagles D, and the rest of my defense for making that possible. Plus, it doesn't hurt to stockpile WR and RB like a hoarder either.

[jmog]

You have these injured players...

Delhomme
Warner
Alexander
Portis
MJD
J. Walker
V. Davis

All on the same team...and S. Smith, your #1 WR, has been affected by Delhomme's injury as well.

Yes, that is the bulk of my team, soon as Delhomme went on IR I picked up Warner, only to have him tear up his elbow the next game.


Tom Brady, my #1 QB, is the only thing that has saved my season so far, I have S. Smith and T. Brady and I'm 4-3...7th place in our league in points out of 10.

[Goody]

you're top points and in 7th place.

You mean 2nd in points and in 7th place!

The top point scorer is in first!

[matmat]

... your kicker is your top scorer on the year

[fezzik]

... your kicker is your top scorer on the year

And his last name is Gramatica...