He is playing my Eagles this week, and I really don't want to start him, but I need to win my game. I claimed earlier in the season that I wouldn't start a cowboy against the Eagles this year, but Witten was available via trade so I got him 2 weeks ago.
Dear Mr. Witten,
As you may have found out in prior weeks I have recently acquired your talent onto my fantasy team. I was once told that you can't win fantasy by picking players based on your heart, so I am forced to play you against my Eagles this week. Please do not score until Garbage time when the Eagles have secured victory.
Thank you.

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