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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Venom » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:29 pm

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Venom wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.










What do Michigan students and OSU students have in common?




They both applied to Michigan.


Funny cause thats not how I heard 'em :-b


I'm sure most Michigan fans (like myself) has heard them like I posted them and most OSU fans (like you) have heard them the opposite way.


Without question. You can just toss any school in there for a good laugh.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:11 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:I'm sure most Michigan fans (like myself) has heard them like I posted them and most OSU fans (like you) have heard them the opposite way.


How profound. Spoken like a true Michigan man.
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Postby stomperrob » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:12 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.



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8-o :-D
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Venom » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:25 pm

stomperrob wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.


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8-o :-D



FAIL :-D
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Venom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:03 pm

BEDROOM FOOTBALL

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie Score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Postby Nfl Fan » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:23 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:I'm sure most Michigan fans (like myself) has heard them like I posted them and most OSU fans (like you) have heard them the opposite way.


How profound. Spoken like a true Michigan man.


That joke works well with Oregon and OSU as well. ;-)
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:44 am

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joelamosobadiah wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:I'm sure most Michigan fans (like myself) has heard them like I posted them and most OSU fans (like you) have heard them the opposite way.


How profound. Spoken like a true Michigan man.


That joke works well with Oregon and OSU as well. ;-)


As long as it is against OSU ;-D :-D
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Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:20 am

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:That joke works well with Oregon and OSU as well. ;-)


As long as it is against OSU ;-D :-D


Yeah... it wouldn't work the other way. Waaaay too unrealistic. :-b
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby knapplc » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:42 pm

Things to do while watching Lord of the Rings in a theater:

  • Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
  • Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"
  • Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
  • Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
  • Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
  • Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
  • When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
  • Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
  • Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
  • When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
  • In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
  • Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
  • During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
  • Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
  • Start an Orc sing-a-long.
  • Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
  • When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
  • Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
  • Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.
  • Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
  • When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
  • After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:13 pm

Those were hilarious knapp; especially loved these:

knapplc wrote:
  • Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"
  • Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
  • In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
  • Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
  • Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
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