This Is Right Serious Stuff - Beer Contains Female Hormones!
Last month, Texas A. & M. scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8-pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:
- Argued over nothing.
- Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
- Gained weight.
- Talked excessively without making sense.
- Became overly emotional.
- Couldn't drive.
- Failed to think rationally.
- Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.