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[The_Captain]

BEER & FEMALE HORMONES

This Is Right Serious Stuff - Beer Contains Female Hormones!

Last month, Texas A. & M. scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8-pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.

[joelamosobadiah]

BEER & FEMALE HORMONES

This Is Right Serious Stuff - Beer Contains Female Hormones!

Last month, Texas A. & M. scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain estrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8-pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.

That a pretty good one Cap.

[treat24]

nice one!

[RiffRaff]

Treat is the biggest girly man I know then.

[treat24]

Treat is the biggest girly man I know then.

which one of those do I do drunk? I don't think any of them really fit me. I do become very excited and run around and talk excessively.

[scottaa1]

I do become very excited

well... too much information, treatster.

[treat24]

I do become very excited

well... too much information, treatster.

[Tyeattolah]

This is, more or less, my go-to joke.


So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

That reminds me. Did you hear about the new group D.A.M.?

Mothers Against Dyslexia

That reminds me of a Family Guy episode where they drive by a hotel or hall or something and on the sign out front it says..."Tomorrow: Dyslexic Film Society Presents Chevy Chase in Feltch"

Oh and heres one for the kiddies...

Q: What did the ocean say to the shark?

A: He didn't say anything he just waved to him.



And one for the not kiddies...

A flasher walks up to 3 little old ladies sitting on a park bench and opens his trench coat. The first little old lady has a stroke, then the 2nd little old lady has a stroke and the 3rd....well she couldn't quite reach it.

that's (not for the kiddies...) a killer! good one met

[bobbing_headz]

Gem of a thread

Keep the jokes coming

[Cowboys 4 life]

Couple of good ones I heard on my company trip to Glacier National Park Montana.

How do you castrate a Montana man? You kick his sister in the jaw.


Cowboy comes home and walks into his room and sees his wife blow drying her private parts. He says "What the hell are you doin?" She says "Heatin up your dinner."