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Postby DaShiz23 » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:24 pm

portisfan24 wrote:Two nurses in a hospital are giving a spongebath to a woman who had been in a coma for 10 years. As they washed her, they noticed subtle signs of life when they washed her, ahem, domnstairs. They noticed this again each day they gave the woman her bath, and finally brought it to the doctor's attention.

The next time the woman's husband came in to visit, the doctor told him of this strange occurence. The doctor recommended that, although unorthodox, perhaps some oral sex would wake her up. The husband was reluctant at first, but eventually agreed to give it a shot.

The nurses closed the curtain's around the woman's bed to give the couple some privacy, and the husband went in. After about a minute, the woman was flatlining and before the nurses could get there, the woman was dead.

"What happened?!?" they asked the man

"I don't know, maybe she choked"


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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:55 pm

This isn't really a joke, but I found it funny, so I figure I'll post it here. It's a really funny break up letter that's posted on some site.

http://booshmagazine.com/articles/cat/17/item/267
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Postby knapplc » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:56 pm

One Sunny Day In 2009

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again just walked away

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:20 am

I got that in an email a while ago. Pretty good. ;-D :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:32 pm

My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).
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Postby dream_017 » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:51 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).

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Going to try it out now around the office
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Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:40 pm

Don't know if this one is on any of the earlier pages but here goes:

How is a new gun like a wife?

























At some point you want to take em out back and shoot em.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:00 am

dream_017 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).

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Going to try it out now around the office


How'd it go? :-D
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Postby treat24 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:18 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).


That joke is sooooooooooooooo old. In fact I have posted it in this thread before I believe...

and it was originally:

What are the two dirtiest animals on a farm...

changed to:

What are the two sexiest animals on a farm...

now it's morphing again i see...


MORE SHOCKING!... not even the cafe google realized that it's been posted here before (8 months ago to the day)!!!

edit: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=371940&p=2684228&hilit=Brown+chicken%2C+brown+cow#p2684228
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:39 am

treat24 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).


That joke is sooooooooooooooo old. In fact I have posted it in this thread before I believe...

and it was originally:

What are the two dirtiest animals on a farm...

changed to:

What are the two sexiest animals on a farm...

now it's morphing again i see...


MORE SHOCKING!... not even the cafe google realized that it's been posted here before (8 months ago to the day)!!!

edit: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=371940&p=2684228&hilit=Brown+chicken%2C+brown+cow#p2684228


Well, your version was apparently forgettable. :^ :-b
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