portisfan24 wrote:Two nurses in a hospital are giving a spongebath to a woman who had been in a coma for 10 years. As they washed her, they noticed subtle signs of life when they washed her, ahem, domnstairs. They noticed this again each day they gave the woman her bath, and finally brought it to the doctor's attention.
The next time the woman's husband came in to visit, the doctor told him of this strange occurence. The doctor recommended that, although unorthodox, perhaps some oral sex would wake her up. The husband was reluctant at first, but eventually agreed to give it a shot.
The nurses closed the curtain's around the woman's bed to give the couple some privacy, and the husband went in. After about a minute, the woman was flatlining and before the nurses could get there, the woman was dead.
"What happened?!?" they asked the man
"I don't know, maybe she choked"