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[treat24]

My son told me this joke the other day and it got good reviews here at work so I'll share it with you guys.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown chicken, brown cow (sing it like you're watching Shaft or a 70s porno).

That joke is sooooooooooooooo old. In fact I have posted it in this thread before I believe...

and it was originally:

What are the two dirtiest animals on a farm...

changed to:

What are the two sexiest animals on a farm...

now it's morphing again i see...


MORE SHOCKING!... not even the cafe google realized that it's been posted here before (8 months ago to the day)!!!

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Well, your version was apparently forgettable.

when did "more forgettable" change it's meaning to "much better"

and it's not my version... it's the original...

not my fault Nebraska is so slow to get things, even though they have the internet now...

[Omaha Red Sox]

not my fault Nebraska is so slow to get things, even though they have the internet now...

Man, that's the second time this week... you been talking with AD haven't you?

[treat24]

not my fault Nebraska is so slow to get things, even though they have the internet now...

Man, that's the second time this week... you been talking with AD haven't you?

I wish... I'd get his autograph on everything and possibly offer him my wife for a night. I hope he breaks every NFL record in the book.

What is the 2nd time this week?

[Omaha Red Sox]

not my fault Nebraska is so slow to get things, even though they have the internet now...

Man, that's the second time this week... you been talking with AD haven't you?

I wish... I'd get his autograph on everything and possibly offer him my wife for a night. I hope he breaks every NFL record in the book.

What is the 2nd time this week?

Artful Dodger isn't famous yet, but maybe someday. He said the same thing about Nebraskans.

[treat24]

ahhh different "AD" ... silly darksider.

[Omaha Red Sox]

ahhh different "AD" ... silly darksider.

Yeah, I was a little curious why you were ok with the whole AD and your wife thing...

[treat24]

ahhh different "AD" ... silly darksider.

Yeah, I was a little curious why you were ok with the whole AD and your wife thing...

well adrian can do my wife... we know his little guys can swim and maybe i'll get a stud RB baby that I can train from birth and retire on his monies... just a thought...

[stomperrob]

Gates vs. GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.

[Omaha Red Sox]

I think I've heard that before, but it's still hilarious.

[Guru13]

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

good stuff