Redneck LOGIC 101
Two Rednecks, Jim Bob and Bubba,
are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim Bob turns to Bubba and says,
"You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
and sign up for some classes.
"Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jim Bob goes down to the college
and meets the Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic classes:
history, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim Bob says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?"
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater,
I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I
that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house,
I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet.
Because you have a family,
then logically you must have a wife.
And because you have a wife,
then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual.
That's amazing, you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the Dean's hand
and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.
He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up
for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"
Jim Bob says, 'I'll give you an example.
Do you have a weed eater?"
"Then you're a queer."