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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby houstonherdfan » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:26 pm

Tyeattolah wrote:
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LMAO!!! :-D :-b


pretty good HHF. PM me the original version plz. thx.


include me on that PM!!!



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Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:49 am

Why do they call it PMS? :-?
























Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :-D
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Postby Tyeattolah » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:09 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:Why do they call it PMS? :-?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :-D


I'll withhold this from my female friends! 8-o
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Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:33 pm

Tyeattolah wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:Why do they call it PMS? :-?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :-D


I'll withhold this from my female friends! 8-o


My crazy son told me this joke IN FRONT OF HIS MOM!!! 8-o :-b
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby Tyeattolah » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:44 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
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Nfl Fan wrote:Why do they call it PMS? :-?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. :-D


I'll withhold this from my female friends! 8-o


My crazy son told me this joke IN FRONT OF HIS MOM!!! 8-o :-b


Can we send flowers to the hospital?
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Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:51 pm

Tyeattolah wrote:
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I'll withhold this from my female friends! 8-o


My crazy son told me this joke IN FRONT OF HIS MOM!!! 8-o :-b


Can we send flowers to the hospital?


Please do...
She blamed me and I'm still in traction. !+) :-b

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Postby Tyeattolah » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:33 pm

ok pardon the text msg puns here...but OMG, RITFLMAO!!!
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby dream_017 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:03 am

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John: Ah..At last. I can hardly wait!
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John: NO! Don't even think about it.
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John: Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby m16a » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:55 am

dream_017 wrote:Before Marriage:

John: Ah..At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
John: NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes
Jane: Darling!

After marriage:
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Good one dream! ;-D

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Re: Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:09 pm

OK, here's one from my mother in Chi-town.

Did you know that Michael Jackson died from food poisoning?


















He ate a 5 year old weiner.
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