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by **Guru13** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:07 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:What does it mean when your girl wears a Dallas Cowboys shirt to bed?

You're going to score, cause everybody scores on the Dallas Cowboys.

ha

by **scottaa1** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:57 am

A guy is chatting up a girl in a bar. He tells her "you know, you remind me of my little toe."
"Why, because I'm small and cute?"
"No, because I'll probably be banging you on the coffee table later tonight.". O:-)

by **dream_017** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:38 pm

scottaa1 wrote:A guy is chatting up a girl in a bar. He tells her "you know, you remind me of my little toe."
"Why, because I'm small and cute?"
"No, because I'll probably be banging you on the coffee table later tonight.".

made me laugh (and was a canned joke) ;-D

by **Venom** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:10 pm

Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it.

by **scottaa1** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:49 pm

So I'm riding an elevator today. It stops at a floor, door opens, a woman around 40 gets in. After a couple floors go by I ask "can I smell your panties?"

Shocked, she replies "WHAT!!?? YOU SICKO, NO!!!!"

"Well, it must be your feet, then."

by **FantasyMan13** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:44 am

It was LeBron James Day here in Ohio today. Schools got out 12 minutes early.

by **knapplc** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:35 am

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man go to a pub.

The bouncer says: "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai.

by **scottaa1** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:04 am

^^

guy walks in to a restaurant. Maitre'd says "I'm sorry, but you can't come in without a coat and tie." So he walks back out to his car, rummages around in the truck, pulls out a badly wrinkled navy blazer, puts it on and walks back in. Maitre'd looks him up and down, frowns at the condition of the jacket, and says "well, I guess that a coat, but you still don't have a tie." So the guy goes out, rummages around in his truck again. Pulls out a set of jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, and knots them together in the front. He walks back in to the restaurant. Maitre'd looks him up and down again and says "Well, I guess I have to let you in."

"But don't you try startin' anything."

by **Cowboys 4 life** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:43 pm

A husband plans a hunting trip for the weekend and mentions it to his wife.
The wife asks "can I go hunting with you?"
The husband says sure but you have to do oral sex on me
The wife rolls her eyes and says "Ok"
So she handles business and asks "does this mean I can go hunting with you?"
The husband replies "yup"
The wife then says to the husband "can I ask you a question?"
The husband replies "sure"
The wife asks "for some reason this time 'your you know what' tasted like crap"
The husband says "Thats because the dogs wanted to go hunting to."

:-b