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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:38 pm

scottaa1 wrote:8-o


How many Cowboys fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It'd just take one, if he weren't busy posting jokes about beastiality.

:-]


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Postby Canacuna » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:26 pm

What's one good quality about pedophiles?

They slow down in school zones.
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Postby joejlitz » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:46 am

Canacuna wrote:What's one good quality about pedophiles?

They slow down in school zones.

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Postby scottaa1 » Tue May 29, 2012 1:50 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I like it Scott. Cheese is good. :-D


Here's more for ya ORS:

Daddy mole, Mamma mole, and Baby mole are all resting comfortably in their mole hole. Daddy mole squeezes his head out the opening to check the air. "Ah," he says, " I smell maple syrup!" Mamma mole says "I love me some maple syrup smell!" and squeezed her head through the little remaining space in the opening to their mole residence.

Baby mole, wanting to sniff the scent but unable to squeeze his head out, says "I'd like to smell the maple syrup. But all I smell is molasses."

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Postby dream_017 » Wed May 30, 2012 10:41 am

scottaa1 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I like it Scott. Cheese is good. :-D


Here's more for ya ORS:

Daddy mole, Mamma mole, and Baby mole are all resting comfortably in their mole hole. Daddy mole squeezes his head out the opening to check the air. "Ah," he says, " I smell maple syrup!" Mamma mole says "I love me some maple syrup smell!" and squeezed her head through the little remaining space in the opening to their mole residence.

Baby mole, wanting to sniff the scent but unable to squeeze his head out, says "I'd like to smell the maple syrup. But all I smell is molasses."

:-D

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Postby m16a » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:19 pm

Since we're rolling with the heavily "punny" jokes, I might as well throw one into the mix.

A gentlemen decides that he doesn't feel like cooking for himself that day and decides to go out to dinner. When he gets to the restaurant, he decides to order an appetizer. A menu item of steam cauliflower with cheese sauce catches his eye and he decides to try it. The food arrives. He gives it a try, and to his surprise, everything is excellent. The cauliflower is perfectly cooked, the cheese sauce is the perfect consistency and flavor. Everything is just great.

The waiter then returns to ask the man what he would like for his main course and the man decides that he wants to do a "breakfast for dinner" kinda thing, and orders a platter with scrambled eggs. After a few minutes, the man's food arrives and he gives it a try. Unfortunately, the eggs aren't very good. They aren't warm, they are runny, and they are terribly seasoned. The man chokes the food down and goes to pay for his meal. The waiter asks him how he liked the food before offering the total, to which the man replies:

"supercauliflowerwithcheesebuteggswerequiteatrociois."

Augh the pun! Augh! :-b
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Postby pokfunatu » Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:19 pm

The 3 kinds of sex

1. Newlywed sex - Anytime, anyplace, anywhere

2. 7 year itch sex - kids are asleep, weekend, nothing good on TV

3. Hall sex - Pass each other in the hall; f-you, well f-you too
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