Since we're rolling with the heavily "punny" jokes, I might as well throw one into the mix.
A gentlemen decides that he doesn't feel like cooking for himself that day and decides to go out to dinner. When he gets to the restaurant, he decides to order an appetizer. A menu item of steam cauliflower with cheese sauce catches his eye and he decides to try it. The food arrives. He gives it a try, and to his surprise, everything is excellent. The cauliflower is perfectly cooked, the cheese sauce is the perfect consistency and flavor. Everything is just great.
The waiter then returns to ask the man what he would like for his main course and the man decides that he wants to do a "breakfast for dinner" kinda thing, and orders a platter with scrambled eggs. After a few minutes, the man's food arrives and he gives it a try. Unfortunately, the eggs aren't very good. They aren't warm, they are runny, and they are terribly seasoned. The man chokes the food down and goes to pay for his meal. The waiter asks him how he liked the food before offering the total, to which the man replies:
Augh the pun! Augh!