Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

[knapplc]

The only website I can find that has this joke associated with "joke of the year" says that it's one of those Internet forwards and has this appended at the bottom:

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Cowboys I think you owe us two funny jokes now, as punishment for having posted this one.

[Nfl Fan]

So this blonde is trying to prove how smart she is and bragged, "I know all the Capitals of all the states!"

This dude didn't believe her and asked her to prove it.

"Fine," she says... "try me."

'OK, what's the Capital of Washington?"


"Well, DUH... W"

[scottaa1]

A post elsewhere reminded me of

Two stoners are walking along a sidewalk. They happen upon a pile of horse manure with a fly sitting atop it.

As they pass, one stoner says to the other "whoa... that fly really had to GO!

[Cowboys 4 life]

The only website I can find that has this joke associated with "joke of the year" says that it's one of those Internet forwards and has this appended at the bottom:

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Cowboys I think you owe us two funny jokes now, as punishment for having posted this one.

Fair enough. It was in poor taste.

Since I offended all races with my joke I will display a few against my own race.

Enjoy

Why don't Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.

How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Pig Latin!

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
Sicily.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that poop in a tennis shoe?

Q. How does an Italian count his goats?
A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.

Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."

Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.

Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.



I'm sure a few of those will be funny.

[joelamosobadiah]

Those were pretty funny man.

[Metroid]

Those were pretty funny man.

Yeah they were, you missed one though.

Q: Why do Italians wear gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

[Dolfin99]

Those were pretty funny man.

Yeah they were, you missed one though.

Q: Why do Italians wear gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

that is pretty good.

[Dolfin99]

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."

[scottaa1]

Those were pretty funny man.

Yeah they were, you missed one though.

Q: Why do Italians wear gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

not to forget the classic Italian tire joke...

[treat24]

What are the two dirtiest animals on a farm?

(said like porno music): Brown Chicken Brown Cow...