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Postby stomperrob » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:20 pm

Do NOT lose your grandkids in the Mall

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big t*ts.'
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Postby RiffRaff » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:36 pm

How many times do you have to be arrested as a Bengal before you get cut?

We have a new answer.

Used to be a trick question. Now we can ask Chris Henry. :-D

Ok, not so funny but I did get a chuckle out of the Bengals front office response. :-°
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Postby Tiki » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:14 pm

stomperrob wrote:Do NOT lose your grandkids in the Mall

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big t*ts.'

Haha! I like this one! ;-D
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Postby scottaa1 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:31 pm

Not really a joke, but...

today is my sister's 40th birthday. I made a comment about her 4/4 40. Whiff. Right over the head.
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Postby stomperrob » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:47 pm

HUMAN RACE



A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'



Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'



The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?'



The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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Postby Metroid » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:56 pm

HA!!!! Thats awesome!!!! :-b
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Postby Twisted Sister » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:21 pm

An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I can't believe it; I lost an electron today."

Bartender: "Are you positive?"


So a neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a Harvey-Wallbanger. Finishing his drink, the neutron asks, "How much?".

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge.".


:-b :~( :-b :~( :-b :~( :-b
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Postby scottaa1 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:35 pm

A man and a woman are having sex. Afterwards, he notices a picture of a man on her nightstand. "is that your husband?" he asks nervously.

"No." she replies.

Still curious, he asks "Is that your boyfriend?"

"No."

"Well, is it your brother or something?"

"No, silly. That's me, before the operation."
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:47 pm

scottaa1 wrote:A man and a woman are having sex. Afterwards, he notices a picture of a man on her nightstand. "is that your husband?" he asks nervously.

"No." she replies.

Still curious, he asks "Is that your boyfriend?"

"No."

"Well, is it your brother or something?"

"No, silly. That's me, before the operation."


Good one. !+) :-b
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Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:22 pm

Barack Obama... the only black man in America who can beat a white woman and not go to jail. :-D
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