Need a joke...take a joke. Got a joke...leave a joke.

[Venom]

How does every racist joke begin?













(looks over shoulder)

[Venom]

How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steeler out of your yard?

Put up a goalpost.

[Venom]

<< OSU fan

How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch?



Pay him for the pizza.

[stomperrob]

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE SO FAR

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
obvious dandruff gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look
acknowledging just how good looking this man is. The man gets off the
elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the
brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God was he good looking, but someone
ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.' To which the blonde replies, 'How
do you give Shoulders?'

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

<< OSU fan

How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch?



Pay him for the pizza.

Two third graders are in a fight, one is a Michigan fan, one is an Ohio St. fan, who wins the fight?















The OSU fan, he's already 21.

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.










What do Michigan students and OSU students have in common?




They both applied to Michigan.

[Jimboozie]

[quote="A Fleshner Fantasy"]What do Michigan students and OSU students have in common?

They both applied to Michigan.[/quote]

:-b :-b

[Jimboozie]

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive an automobile?







Because she's a woman.

[Venom]

How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.










What do Michigan students and OSU students have in common?




They both applied to Michigan.

Funny cause thats not how I heard 'em

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

How do you get an OSU cheerleader into the bedroom?


Grease the doorway.










What do Michigan students and OSU students have in common?




They both applied to Michigan.

Funny cause thats not how I heard 'em

I'm sure most Michigan fans (like myself) has heard them like I posted them and most OSU fans (like you) have heard them the opposite way.