Jimboozie wrote:Pretty sure I got them all.
1) A
Dildo can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
2)
Christina Aguilera have over one hundred vocal sounds, but
Britney Spears only have about ten.
3)
Mopeds and
Burritos, like humans, are either right or left handed.
4) A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a
target!
5) A
Simmons has a 21 inch tongue.
6) A
pornstar can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
7) A
baby can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
8) A
vampire can sleep for three years.
9) After eating, a
crackhead regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
10) All
southpaws are left handed.
11) An
mosquito's eye is bigger than its brain.
12)
Handicapped taste with their feet.
13)
Al Quida's have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
14)
Freaks have 4 noses.
15)
Whiteboys are the only animals that can't jump.
16)
Droppings are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!
17) The longest recorded flight of a
cafe is 13 seconds!
18) The original name for the
Raff's mom was 'flutterby'!
19) The placement of a
brown's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times! !
20) The poison-arrow
boner has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
21)
Wifes spend 23 hours a day eating.
22) The
Cyclops has the largest eyes of any animal.
23)
Metallica sleep with one eye open.
24)
Josebach have 47 teeth.
25)
Dancers have no vocal cords, the communicate with their tails.
26) The
donkey is the only fish that swims upright.
27) A
Chad Johnson can run faster than a horse and go longer without water than a camel.
28)
Poopbird are the only bird that hunts by smell.
29)
Wolverines have ears on their front legs.
30) A
humperbird is the only bird with a penis
31) A group of
cigarettes is called a parliament.
32) A group of
Italians is called a mob.
33) A group of
blondes is called a crash.
34) A group of
Pacman is called a murder. (not crows)
35) A group of
Jimboozie is called a sleuth.
A lot of these are easy, but they're interesting nonetheless.
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