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Re: Trivia

Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:31 am

josebach wrote:
knapplc wrote:I got #22 right, for those keeping score on your sheets at home.

Not sure how I missed it. Sorry about that. I'll move it up to the cafe answered section.

I'm pretty sure you were just laughing too hard at my clever jokes at the expense of the Arkansans and left-handers. :-b
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Re: Trivia

Postby josebach » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:34 am

knapplc wrote:
josebach wrote:
knapplc wrote:I got #22 right, for those keeping score on your sheets at home.

Not sure how I missed it. Sorry about that. I'll move it up to the cafe answered section.

I'm pretty sure you were just laughing too hard at my clever jokes at the expense of the Arkansans and left-handers. :-b

Did you read Jimbo's answers? They're worth re-posting for those who haven't been paying attention too much.

Jimboozie wrote:Pretty sure I got them all. ;-D
1) A Dildo can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
2) Christina Aguilera have over one hundred vocal sounds, but Britney Spears only have about ten.
3) Mopeds and Burritos, like humans, are either right or left handed.
4) A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a target!
5) A Simmons has a 21 inch tongue.
6) A pornstar can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
7) A baby can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
8) A vampire can sleep for three years.
9) After eating, a crackhead regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
10) All southpaws are left handed.
11) An mosquito's eye is bigger than its brain.
12) Handicapped taste with their feet.
13) Al Quida's have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
14) Freaks have 4 noses.
15) Whiteboys are the only animals that can't jump.
16) Droppings are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!
17) The longest recorded flight of a cafe is 13 seconds!
18) The original name for the Raff's mom was 'flutterby'!
19) The placement of a brown's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times! !
20) The poison-arrow boner has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
21) Wifes spend 23 hours a day eating.
22) The Cyclops has the largest eyes of any animal.
23) Metallica sleep with one eye open.
24) Josebach have 47 teeth.
25) Dancers have no vocal cords, the communicate with their tails.
26) The donkey is the only fish that swims upright.
27) A Chad Johnson can run faster than a horse and go longer without water than a camel.
28) Poopbird are the only bird that hunts by smell.
29) Wolverines have ears on their front legs.
30) A humperbird is the only bird with a penis
31) A group of cigarettes is called a parliament.
32) A group of Italians is called a mob.
33) A group of blondes is called a crash.
34) A group of Pacman is called a murder. (not crows)
35) A group of Jimboozie is called a sleuth.

A lot of these are easy, but they're interesting nonetheless.
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Re: Trivia

Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:44 am

:-S :*)
I seem to have missed an entire page of responses to these questions, because I didn't see those at all. Had I seen them I wouldn't have tried making jokes - Jimbo is the master, clearly.

I know it's a bit late, but good job, Jimbo! Very funny. ;-D :-b
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Re: Trivia

Postby Jimboozie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:06 am

knapplc wrote::-S :*)
I seem to have missed an entire page of responses to these questions, because I didn't see those at all. Had I seen them I wouldn't have tried making jokes - Jimbo is the masterbater, clearly.

I know it's a bit late, but good job, Jimbo! Very funny. ;-D :-b


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Re: Trivia

Postby Tiki » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:33 pm

I think 33. is correct on Jimbo's list. ;-D
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Re: Trivia

Postby josebach » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:03 pm

FACTS:
There is a bus with 7 children inside of it
Each child has 7 rucksacks
In each rucksack there are 7 big cats
Every big cat has 7 small cats
Everything listed above is entirely in the bus
All objects are unique
There is no driver
Every child has 2 legs
Every cat has 4 legs

QUESTION:
How many legs are in the bus?
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Re: Trivia

Postby moonhead » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:12 pm

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Re: Trivia

Postby mthomas720 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:38 pm

josebach wrote:FACTS:
There is a bus with 7 children inside of it
Each child has 7 rucksacks
In each rucksack there are 7 big cats
Every big cat has 7 small cats
Everything listed above is entirely in the bus
All objects are unique
There is no driver
Every child has 2 legs
Every cat has 4 legs

QUESTION:
How many legs are in the bus?


I think its 10,990
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Re: Trivia

Postby josebach » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:45 pm

mthomas720 wrote:
josebach wrote:FACTS:
There is a bus with 7 children inside of it
Each child has 7 rucksacks
In each rucksack there are 7 big cats
Every big cat has 7 small cats
Everything listed above is entirely in the bus
All objects are unique
There is no driver
Every child has 2 legs
Every cat has 4 legs

QUESTION:
How many legs are in the bus?


I think its 10,990


Yup! ;-D

You should answer the one I just put in the "Question" thread.
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Re: Trivia

Postby mthomas720 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:55 pm

josebach wrote:
mthomas720 wrote:
josebach wrote:FACTS:
There is a bus with 7 children inside of it
Each child has 7 rucksacks
In each rucksack there are 7 big cats
Every big cat has 7 small cats
Everything listed above is entirely in the bus
All objects are unique
There is no driver
Every child has 2 legs
Every cat has 4 legs

QUESTION:
How many legs are in the bus?


I think its 10,990


Yup! ;-D

You should answer the one I just put in the "Question" thread.


OK here's my question (a lot of people have probably heard it but I'll do it anyway)

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die?
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