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by **Metroid** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:08 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:It's a hoax. A really disgusting hoax.

Man...what the hell Omaha?

I know, I broke your heart with that didn't I? Sorry. I'm sure you could get it to work if you really wanted.

I bet what would happen is you would start huffing on the "butt hash" become so horribily sick and nauseous that after you removed the balloon from your lips and the first breath of fresh air would be euphoric....that would be why you'd feel "high"....like thank god I'm not breathing that turd gas anymore!

:-b

by **joelamosobadiah** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:23 am

Dood, that's sick.

by **joelamosobadiah** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:25 am

Metroid wrote:I bet what would happen is you would start huffing on the "butt hash" become so horribily sick and nauseous that after you removed the balloon from your lips and the first breath of fresh air would be euphoric....that would be why you'd feel "high"....like thank god I'm not breathing that turd gas anymore!

Hillarious. And that commercial about slomming was great too. :-b

by **Simulacrum** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:23 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:It's a hoax. A really disgusting hoax.

This part is hilarious....

Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high. Jenkem is now a popular drug in American Schools. Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

*toke*

ahh yes... I remember taking this dump.. :-b

by **Metroid** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:29 pm

Simulacrum wrote:
*toke*

ahh yes... I remember taking this dump..

Thats awesome! :-b

by **Tiki** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:52 pm

Simulacrum wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:It's a hoax. A really disgusting hoax.

This part is hilarious....

Jenkem originated in Africa and other third world countries by fermenting raw sewage to create a gas which is inhaled to achieve a high. Jenkem is now a popular drug in American Schools. Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.

*toke*

ahh yes... I remember taking this dump..

So you remember that and then you remember lunch/dinner!!
That's great man! :-b