Kilroy1872 wrote:The Fat Man's next.
Of course, calling him that will offend fat people, so that's out too. Can't call him Saint Nick either. (there's that pesky Christmas thing again) No Kris Kringle, as that might offend the Kringleites, a small cult living in an old missile silo in Kansas. And once the PETA people find out he's enslaved reindeer...
Sorry kids, no presents under the Winter Celebration Shrub this year.
Better leave Santa out of this Kilroy. Love your comment about the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. My house becomes one giant Santa Claus after Thanksgiving. By the way, we are allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving next week aren't we? Even though I have to work 1/2 day Thursday.