What the **** is a "Family Tree"?

[Daddymike59]

The Fat Man's next.

Of course, calling him that will offend fat people, so that's out too. Can't call him Saint Nick either. (there's that pesky Christmas thing again) No Kris Kringle, as that might offend the Kringleites, a small cult living in an old missile silo in Kansas. And once the PETA people find out he's enslaved reindeer...

Sorry kids, no presents under the Winter Celebration Shrub this year.

Better leave Santa out of this Kilroy. Love your comment about the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. My house becomes one giant Santa Claus after Thanksgiving. By the way, we are allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving next week aren't we? Even though I have to work 1/2 day Thursday.

[moonhead]

The Fat Man's next.

Of course, calling him that will offend fat people, so that's out too. Can't call him Saint Nick either. (there's that pesky Christmas thing again) No Kris Kringle, as that might offend the Kringleites, a small cult living in an old missile silo in Kansas. And once the PETA people find out he's enslaved reindeer...

Sorry kids, no presents under the Winter Celebration Shrub this year.

Better leave Santa out of this Kilroy. Love your comment about the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. My house becomes one giant Santa Claus after Thanksgiving. By the way, we are allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving next week aren't we? Even though I have to work 1/2 day Thursday.

lucky bastage. i have a full day. 8-5.

[scottaa1]

where I work they are so 'diversity friendly' that there is a Bhuddha placed in the Nativity scenes.

[moonhead]

where I work they are so 'diversity friendly' that there is a Bhuddha placed in the Nativity scenes.

that is awesome. i would steal that buddha.

[Metroid]

where I work they are so 'diversity friendly' that there is a Bhuddha placed in the Nativity scenes.

that is awesome. i would steal that buddha.

He said Buddha not buds.

[moonhead]

where I work they are so 'diversity friendly' that there is a Bhuddha placed in the Nativity scenes.

that is awesome. i would steal that buddha.

He said Buddha not buds.

i used to have a flashing sign that allowed you to change the words on it. i'm not describing this well...but screw it. i made it say "what would sidhartha do?"...needless to say he probably wouldn't steal a statue of himself.

[Metroid]

that is awesome. i would steal that buddha.

He said Buddha not buds.

i used to have a flashing sign that allowed you to change the words on it. i'm not describing this well...but screw it. i made it say "what would sidhartha do?"...needless to say he probably wouldn't steal a statue of himself.

Nice.

[joelamosobadiah]

I find this ridiculous mainly due to the idiotic people in the Lowe's PR department that didn't make the connection with family trees and ummm..... FAMILY TREES!!!

HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a clue.

[Tiki]

Me and bro buy "family trees" from Marv at Lowe's all the time.

[steelerfan513]

Geez, how politically correct can we get? I actually heard on the news today that Santa Clauses in the DC-Metro area will be saying "ha ha ha" instead of "ho ho ho" this year.