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Postby scottaa1 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:34 pm

The "how" of this coming up is unimportant... let's just say it's Friday and the weekend is taking too long to get here.

What can you do physically that other people can't? A buddy mentioned his girlfriend couldn't do the spock eyebrow raise. I can do it, he can, and I think most people can do that one. But can you:

1) wiggle your ears independently?
2) wiggle each of your little toes without moving the other toes?
3) vibrate your eyeballs?
4) Touch your nose with your tongue
5) Be spun around like a fan and stay rigid! (Omaha AKA 'the Spinner' :-b )
6) Jose can 'clean and jerk' twelve #'s with his junk; Metroid claims eight #'s
7) Metroid sucks his toes :-*
8) ...

keep it clean please.
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby Jimboozie » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:38 pm

scottaa1 wrote:keep it clean please.


Son of a... :-C

I can fart nonstop for long periods of time. :-°
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby josebach » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:00 pm

I can do 12 lb dumbbell curls with my junk.
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:07 pm

i can touch my nose with my tongue
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby treat24 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:08 pm

josebach wrote:I can do 12 lb dumbbell curls with my junk.


:-b

riffraff would like to watch that. :-b
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:26 pm

When I was a kid my dad used to be able to spin me around like a fan blade and I'd stay completely straight. I haven't ask him to try it recently. :-b
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby SJNez46 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:13 pm

I can vibrate my eyeballs. It is pretty cool ,but it freaks some poeple out, becuase I guess I look kind of possesed :-b
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:59 pm

treat24 wrote:
josebach wrote:I can do 12 lb dumbbell curls with my junk.


:-b

riffraff would like to watch that. :-b


That is NOT a lift I'd want to spot you on....
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby Metroid » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:05 pm

josebach wrote:I can do 12 lb dumbbell curls with my junk.

Man you must work out a lot...I can only lift 8lbs. :-°
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Re: list your quirky physical abilities

Postby josebach » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:17 pm

Metroid wrote:
josebach wrote:I can do 12 lb dumbbell curls with my junk.

Man you must work out a lot...I can only lift 8lbs. :-°
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