Would the Patriots put up with the antics of Big Fatty? I don't think so. They can cure a Moss becuase he has skills and an ego to be the best. Big Fatty has skills, but most of them are for eating and he only desires to get paid. I don't think they would want his kind of cancer on their team/
D White perhaps. We now have to wonder at his durability, but he looked pretty darn good when he was healthy.
Sims, no chance. He is too small and makes too many plays downfield. And their LB corps are real good.
On offence, Kitna could be their starting QB. At least then he could make his proclimation of 10 wins come true.
Roy should be able to start there, but one has to wonder how he would take be third behind Welker? In Welker the Pats already have a first down maker. And they do like their WRs to score TDs.
Calvin? How could he not, yet who would he bump? Crap he can't even beat out McDonald and Furrey here. Plus the Patriots like their WRs to do something the Lions don't seem to kin: get open downfield. I would love to have seen Cal in their pass schemes or even in GB. Imagine him catching a ball 20-40 yards downfield and in stride.
Goskowski is more proven outside and has a better future than Hanson so Hanson wouldn't make it.
KJ is a slower, weaker Maroney. Tough, but not sure he'd make it there either.
This is sort of a poor exercise, though, when you consider how many players off of any teams would make their roster.
The one thing we do know is that if the Lions were to have to try and win jobs in New England they would have to compete a lot harder than they do now.