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Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby harold_bush » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:28 pm

Man, I am soooooooooo sick of this turd I could just scream. What in the hell happened to him this year? I'm benching him for my playoffs regardless of his matchup. He has faced three of the worse defenses in football the last three weeks (Jets, Dolphins, and Bengals), and nary a sniff of the ends
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:26 pm

The Steelers' offensive line is one of the worst in the league, that's the sole reason he sucks.
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby JasonSeahorn » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:07 pm

i'm not using willie parker again until his week 16 game with the rams. and even then i don't know :~(
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby mikus » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:48 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:The Steelers' offensive line is one of the worst in the league, that's the sole reason he sucks.


I agree. It is hard to watch FWP play when he gets six yards one play and negative six the very next play. It happens too often that the guys get through the line without being blocked, and Parker has nowhere to go.

That being said, FWP did a poor job of holding onto the ball tonight, but I guess it is a little excusable b/c of the conditions.
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby moochman » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:28 am

I had thought I did so well drafting Parker in the 9th and grabbing Rudi on the flip. Doubtful that FWP will drop far enough in next year's draft for me to bother with TD Famine Willie Parker.
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby Gnu314 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:37 pm

I traded MB3 earlier in the season for parker when I thought I was selling high and buying low... Its hard for me not to regret that move.
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:31 pm

i dont have any other choices, but i'm hoping the last 2 bad performances are due to the terrible Heinz field conditions
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:41 pm

A guy in our league needed 6.9 points (69 yards or a TD+) to make the playoffs.
Needless to say, the penalty for fumbles cost him and the dude is OUT! }:-)
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby monkiesatemybaby » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:43 pm

It seems like Pitt always a RB that shouldn't suck but manages to... doesn't it?
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Re: Willie Parker is USELESS

Postby mattUTD20 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:26 pm

He's useless because they throw all day in the red zone or Dookie gets it at the 1.
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