CHRISTMAS MAFIA - DAY 1 (11 Votes to Banish)

[Leber]

Odds suck for good guys either way, whether it be a banish or AOS.

Did you mean "for us good guys"? Because how you have it makes it sounds like you a mafia spy elf.

[Kilroy]

"Santa?", the Head Elf asked, poking his head through the Fat Man's door.

"Yes treat, what is it?" Kris Kringle replied, looking up from his desk, where he'd been thumbing through the Christmas edition of Juggs with his right hand while he fumbled in his pants with his left.

"The Elves have made a decision sir. They've banished joelimafrootyamosmokeylovingobadiahdoofus."

"WHAT!?" Santa Bellowed, leaping up from his chair. "Joel's no Spy! That Half-Wit would be lucky to spy a turd in the bowl after he took a s**t! F*****g idiots!" he roared, throwing his magazine at the wall. "I should have just went with my first instincts and killed the lot of them!"

"Yes Sir. F*****g idiots. Kill the Lot of Them. Good thinking sir." The elf answered. It wasn't wise to do much besides agree with Santa when he was angry, and he looked furious. "Oh, and Santa?" treat added reluctantly, fearing that he shouldn't even mention what he was about to mention.

"WHAT, you pointy-eared moron!?" Santa shot back, as he opened the desk drawer where he kept the bourbon (that bottle, anyway).

"Your d**k is hanging out sir." the elf said.

"HO-HO-HO!" the fat man laughed as he looked down to see that indeed it was. "So it is treat. Close the door. I didn't make you "Head" Elf for nothing."

joelamosobadiah (Elf) has been banished.

Night has fallen.

Carry On.

[Tiki]

Of course Treat would notice.

[Leber]

Idiots...I told you guys to not banish Joel...

[eagles21]

You guys are stoopid.

[Jimboozie]

"Your d**k is hanging out sir." the elf said.

"HO-HO-HO!" the fat man laughed as he looked down to see that indeed it was. "So it is treat. Close the door. I didn't make you "Head" Elf for nothing."[/i]

Hahahaha. Treat knows how to work the North pole.

When does day 2 start? I'm the next one to go!

[Kilroy]

"Your d**k is hanging out sir." the elf said.

"HO-HO-HO!" the fat man laughed as he looked down to see that indeed it was. "So it is treat. Close the door. I didn't make you "Head" Elf for nothing."[/i]

Hahahaha. Treat knows how to work the North pole.

When does day 2 start? I'm the next one to go!

Day 2 is up.