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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:05 pm

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer by clicking HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:30 pm

The Dolphins suck.

Do I really have to wait for them to lose this week before posting this?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:32 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:The Dolphins suck.

Do I really have to wait for them to lose this week before posting this?


:-b
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby beanoX3 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:57 pm

Chicago - (for the rest of the season)

Start the Neckbeard!! (Not that I think Orton will be any better than Grossman or Griese, but that neckbeard is mesmerizing...)

or

Opposing teams, please kick it to Hester. We've nothing else to watch for.
The cake is a lie.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:33 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
Opposing teams, please kick it to Hester. We've nothing else to watch for.

I'm on board for that! ;-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Jimboozie » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:44 am

WASH

Before Thursday, name the year Todd Collins last threw two touchdown passes in a game? 1997 -- The same year Austin Powers was released. Oh, behave Todd! Yeah baby!

CHI

The bad news: Only three teams in the Super Bowl era have made the playoffs despite starting 5-7. The good news: A large number of regular viewers weren't able to watch the Bears play on NFL Network Thursday night.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby masarume » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:47 pm

Who is this Berlin guy? What happened to Bulger? Or the Gus Bus.

Least Gus threw ints. This guy doesn't even get the ball in the air when he turns it over.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:00 pm

Miami

Miami's motto is similar to the Post Office, Through rain, sleet, or snow, we deliver loses ;-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:28 pm

St. Louis

The Berlin Wall was much better at keeping democracy from spreading into Russia than protecting Brock from a pass rush
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:29 pm

Terrance Newman said he had 20 to 25 thousand for fines; maybe he was talking about being fined for betting on the Detroit to cover the spread and not on his defense
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