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Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:35 pm

SF

How bad is the SF offense? In one drive, Shaun Hill passed for as many yards as Trent Dilfer did in the entire first half. Trent, you should have played safety like most NFL teams wanted you to.
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Postby madaslives911 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:04 pm

NE PATS

They had a convincing win against the Steelers but it's "No Guarantee" that the Pats are the best team.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby scottaa1 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:46 pm

Tony Dungy (in my overactive imagination):

I love the smell of touchdowns in the evening. Smells like... Victory.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby patriot197 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:56 pm

DAL vs DET
Hello, My name is Tony Romo. I'm here to kill your playoff hopes.

PIT vs NE
Anthony Smith, it's not wise to make promises with your mouth that your performance on the field cannot keep. :-b

TB vs HOU
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby SeritoNiN » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:04 pm

Ravens

How bad do you have to be if you have Peyton Manning's backup staring your defensive line in the face?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:15 pm

Steelers:

Insert redundant comment about Anthony Smith's guarantee here.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:22 pm

Redskins:

To think that after all of this, the Skins actually control their playoff destiny. The NFC really, really sucks.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:26 pm

Denver:

So Travis Henry is starting. No wait, Selvin Young is starting and is going to run for 150 yards while Henry gets nothing but a touchdown and 24 yards. What next? Shanahan calls up Trung Candidate to be their workhorse?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:34 pm

Patriots:

It's a bad sign for your defense when the Steelers' offensive line is pushing you around. That's like losing an arm wrestling competition to a kid with a pocket protector. Still, it doesn't matter that much when Tom Brady is your quarterback.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby SniperShot » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:16 am

steelerfan513 wrote:Redskins:

To think that after all of this, the Skins actually control their playoff destiny. The NFC really, really sucks.
Actually that's not true yet, we still need a Saints loss somewhere in order for the Skins to control their own destiny.

I'm a big Falcons fan tonight.

PHI:

David Akers sure gave that 57 yard FG a shot at the end of regulation. It would have been good too had the darned upright not gotten in the way.

Arizona:

Kurt Warner is like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. One week he looks great leading the Cardinals to a win, the next week you're left wondering where the heck he went. 5 Interceptions? Ouch.
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