Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

[deerayfan072]

SF

How bad is the SF offense? In one drive, Shaun Hill passed for as many yards as Trent Dilfer did in the entire first half. Trent, you should have played safety like most NFL teams wanted you to.

[madaslives911]

NE PATS

They had a convincing win against the Steelers but it's "No Guarantee" that the Pats are the best team.

[scottaa1]

Tony Dungy (in my overactive imagination):

I love the smell of touchdowns in the evening. Smells like... Victory.

[patriot197]

DAL vs DET
Hello, My name is Tony Romo. I'm here to kill your playoff hopes.

PIT vs NE
Anthony Smith, it's not wise to make promises with your mouth that your performance on the field cannot keep.

TB vs HOU
Sage isn't just a dried herb on the shelf no one uses. As it turns out, it can be an important part of the recipe for victory!

[SeritoNiN]

Ravens

How bad do you have to be if you have Peyton Manning's backup staring your defensive line in the face?

[steelerfan513]

Steelers:

Insert redundant comment about Anthony Smith's guarantee here.

[steelerfan513]

Redskins:

To think that after all of this, the Skins actually control their playoff destiny. The NFC really, really sucks.

[steelerfan513]

Denver:

So Travis Henry is starting. No wait, Selvin Young is starting and is going to run for 150 yards while Henry gets nothing but a touchdown and 24 yards. What next? Shanahan calls up Trung Candidate to be their workhorse?

[steelerfan513]

Patriots:

It's a bad sign for your defense when the Steelers' offensive line is pushing you around. That's like losing an arm wrestling competition to a kid with a pocket protector. Still, it doesn't matter that much when Tom Brady is your quarterback.

[SniperShot]

Redskins:

To think that after all of this, the Skins actually control their playoff destiny. The NFC really, really sucks.

Actually that's not true yet, we still need a Saints loss somewhere in order for the Skins to control their own destiny.

I'm a big Falcons fan tonight.

PHI:

David Akers sure gave that 57 yard FG a shot at the end of regulation. It would have been good too had the darned upright not gotten in the way.

Arizona:

Kurt Warner is like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. One week he looks great leading the Cardinals to a win, the next week you're left wondering where the heck he went. 5 Interceptions? Ouch.