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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:28 pm

TB

You know your defense played bad when a Quarterback that was released by the Dolphins is able to carve you up.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby tarpon17 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:29 pm

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Control their own destiny? With Gibbs at the helm, that destiny looks very bleak. He needs to go.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:43 pm

Carolina

Does Vinny get the ensure shower instead of a Gator Aid shower in wins?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:08 pm

deerayfan072 wrote:Carolina

Does Vinny get the ensure shower instead of a Gator Aid shower in wins?

Thats good stuff right there. :-b ;-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby m16a » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:25 pm

Carolina:

The Panthers would probably do a lot better if they let Steve Smith play QB and have him air it to himself.

Philadelphia:

The eagles have all but been eliminated from the playoffs. Most teams would probably begin playing for a good draft pick, but with the eagles it doesn't matter where they pick, its still gonna be a linemen.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby RiffRaff » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:00 pm

Vikes.


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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby madaslives911 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:44 am

The Colts were giving the Ravens a chance to catch up when they pulled out their 1st stringers (offense and defense) from the game but still the Ravens efforts to come up with big plays proved futile.

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For sure, everyone will guarantee that the Ravens will win against the winless Dolphins. :-b
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby treat24 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:39 pm

Giants, Titans, Saints, Bills, Bengals, Falcons, Jets are the only teams I don't have because of everyone in this thread! That is absolutely amazing!

Man, I love reading these. :-b
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Jimboozie » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:02 pm

NYJ
Something tells me that none of the Jets players will be making any guarantees this week versus New England.

BUF
Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. They're only one game behind Cleveland for the final wild card spot and get to face them this week. Who would have thunk Buffalo vs Cleveland would have major playoff implications?

NYG
Even though they won again and are in cruise control to the playoffs, this team just screams "One and done".

NOS
Was it just me or did the Saints look really good without Reggie Bush? I know, I know, the Falcons had a lot to do with that.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby SniperShot » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:21 pm

Bengals

They won last week but does a win vs the Brock Berlin led Rams really count?

Falcons

There were more people at Micheal Vick's sentencing than there were at that game last Monday night. Things have gotten so bad even their head coach has given up.
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