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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:54 pm

Titans:

Yeah, the Madden Curse got to Vince Young. You really don't think it has anything at all to do with the fact that his #1 receiver is Justin Gage and Lendale White averages as many yards per carry as he does healthy food items eaten per day?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Jimboozie » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:05 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:Titans:

Yeah, the Madden Curse got to Vince Young. You really don't think it has anything at all to do with the fact that his #1 receiver is Justin Gage and Lendale White averages as many yards per carry as he does healthy food items eaten per day?


C'mon! He averages better than 0 YPC! :-b
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby Metroid » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:31 pm

Jimboozie wrote:NYJ
Something tells me that none of the Jets players will be making any guarantees this week versus New England.

No but I will...I guarantee a Jets loss. :-b
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:03 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
steelerfan513 wrote:Titans:

Yeah, the Madden Curse got to Vince Young. You really don't think it has anything at all to do with the fact that his #1 receiver is Justin Gage and Lendale White averages as many yards per carry as he does healthy food items eaten per day?


C'mon! He averages better than 0 YPC! :-b


Sorry, sorry. How about in his lifetime? He surely had to have accidentally swallowed a piece of lettuce when inhaling some burgers, right?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 14]

Postby steelerfan513 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:37 pm

Niners:

I understand their need at quarterback, but Chris Weinke? They might as well do what Carolina did with Weinke: sit him on the bench and let Frank Gore take direct snaps and run all game.
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