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Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:41 am

An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...."

Microsoft confirmed the bot's potty mouth and snipped Santa's Web connection. The corpulent and foul-mouthed artificial Santa was a bot that Windows Live Messenger users could insert into their IM buddy list as mailto:northpole@live.com.



"Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent's automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent," Microsoft said in a statement sent to Network World.
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby josebach » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:52 am

This reminds me I've got to watch "Bad Santa" again. That's actually one of my favorite holiday movies. :-b
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby treat24 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:53 am

Why am I always just a little late to the party :,-(
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:48 am

deerayfan072 wrote:
An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...."

Microsoft confirmed the bot's potty mouth and snipped Santa's Web connection. The corpulent and foul-mouthed artificial Santa was a bot that Windows Live Messenger users could insert into their IM buddy list as mailto:northpole@live.com.



"Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent's automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent," Microsoft said in a statement sent to Network World.


it's not really all that fun to talk about...recieving on the other hand :-b
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby joelamosobadiah » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:20 am

I actually saw that bot the other day. You could get the thing to say some pretty hilarious things. :-b
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby RiffRaff » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:45 am

deerayfan072 wrote:
An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...."

Microsoft confirmed the bot's potty mouth and snipped Santa's Web connection. The corpulent and foul-mouthed artificial Santa was a bot that Windows Live Messenger users could insert into their IM buddy list as mailto:northpole@live.com.



"Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent's automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent," Microsoft said in a statement sent to Network World.


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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby Leber » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:49 am

RiffRaff wrote:Vote = Kilroy

I think that bot is too mild for it to be run by Kilroy... :-b
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby Tiki » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:11 pm

Billy-Bob?
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:50 am

joelamosobadiah wrote:I actually saw that bot the other day. You could get the thing to say some pretty hilarious things. :-b


I've given up on talking to bots since cursing out Smarterchild 6 years ago. I probably still owe him an apology. :-b I'll try this new Santa bot. ;-D
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Re: Potty Mouth Santa

Postby Kilroy » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:07 am

Leber wrote:
RiffRaff wrote:Vote = Kilroy

I think that bot is too mild for it to be run by Kilroy... :-b


What exactly are you implying? :-?
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