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The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby houstonherdfan » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:29 pm

Drink, Drive, and Die; get a free coffin this holiday season

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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby Tiki » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:31 pm

Damn...That's really messed up.
Keep it lit.
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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:34 pm

And here I thought this was a premature congratulatory thread for yours truly. :-o
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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby Jimboozie » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:39 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:And here I thought this was a premature congratulatory thread for yours truly. :-o


Me too. :-B

I better step up my drinking and driving before somebody beats me to that free coffin!
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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby moonhead » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:06 pm

I need a free coffin for all that premature dying I have planned. Thanks for the link HHF.
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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby Madison » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:33 am

Oddly enough, I like that guy, or at least I like this one thing. Traditional means of getting people's attention doesn't work, so he goes a different way. Doesn't hurt anyone, isn't profane or anything, and gets people's attention. While I can see how some people might think it's in poor taste or whatever, I like the way this message is sent and don't see any harm in giving it a try. ;-D
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Re: The 3 D's get a coffin

Postby Kilroy » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:59 am

moonhead wrote:I need a free coffin for all that premature dying I have planned. Thanks for the link HHF.


You just keep your meathooks off my coffin sport. }:-)

Tell you what. I'll race ya. First to die wins. :-B
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