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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby treat24 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:18 pm

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer by clicking HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby treat24 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:24 am

steelersfan513 wrote:Niners:

I understand their need at quarterback, but Chris Weinke? They might as well do what Carolina did with Weinke: sit him on the bench and let Frank Gore take direct snaps and run all game.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby Jimboozie » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:19 pm

treat24 wrote:
steelersfan513 wrote:Niners:

I understand their need at quarterback, but Chris Weinke? They might as well do what Carolina did with Weinke: sit him on the bench and let Frank Gore take direct snaps and run all game.


Aren't they starting Shaun Hill? :-S
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby treat24 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:56 pm

they are... but they picked up weinke...
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby deerayfan072 » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:02 pm

Mario Williams to Reggie Bush: Who is overrated now?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby totalair32 » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:04 pm

Denver:

I thought Dre Bly and Champ Bailey were supposed to be our saviors? There really is a Denvil in Denver and he now has us trading our souls for a top 10 pick instead of the playoffs!
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby beanoX3 » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:52 pm

Denver -
Mac: Our Shanahanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his Shanahanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really Shanahanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil Shanahanigans!
The cake is a lie.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby Karoz » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:53 pm

The absence of Albert Haynesworth hurt Tennessee, but they still managed to defeat the Chiefs.

The Titans can't afford to have Haynesworth miss the next two games, so Coach Fisher has ordered Albert to resort back to his regular training. This form of training, known as the "Hellacious Haynesworth" method, consists of stomping a stuffed dummy's head into the ground as many times as possible throughout the week.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:57 pm

Steelers:

Note to Marvel Smith, Sean Mahan, Kendall Simmons, and Willie Colon: Alan Faneca cannot block 4 defensive linemen at once.

Dolphins:

Congratulations, you beat the Ravens. You're still 1-13.

Bengals/Ravens:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 15]

Postby deerayfan072 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:55 pm

Bucs:

Congratulations, you won the NFC South. Too bad the SEC East is a Tougher Division.
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